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INSERT MORE TEXT HERE͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ Man Bat has returned! I bring some news and jokes, as usual. No one ever writes me back, so I assume you’re enjoying this but I truly have no idea. I sometimes feel like I am shouting into a limitless void, one that does not merely stare back, but instead gazes infinitely into my soul until I no longer feel the chilling sharp twist of existence. Anyways, look at this comic! Comic of the Month! This felt relevant. If you liked this comic of the month, find more rage bait on [Explosm.net](. A few words from the boys: Kris's Update [REDACTED] Rob's Remembrances This newsletter is getting too crazy, so I just want to take a quiet moment here, and remember things. I remember when you could buy a hamburger for $1. I remember when we knew how to change a tire, instead of being tired of change. I remember when you could go for a walk outside without accidentally watching a Marvel movie. I remember a time when our country wasn’t divided by hate, but united by hating several other countries. I remember the Alamo. I remember the 21st night of September. I remember when, I remember I remember when I lost my mind. There was something so pleasant about that place.  Where the fuck are my keys? Dave's Update Well, Alien Romulus came out so what better time to ask which xenomorph would win a landslide in this year’s election? Some thoughts: Facehugger: Ultimately has a history of groping and sexual offenses, which doesn't seem to rule him out. If anything, he could win! Queen Alien: Is America ready for a woman president? Deep seated misogyny in the nation may let her down in the end, plus instead of boobs she has tiny arms. In Russia, boobs grab you! May in fact be a Russian agent, which again doesn’t rule anyone out in this election. Chestburster: Was recently found living inside RFK Jr's skull. Wild anti-vaxx theories.  So there you have it, and don’t forget you can make a difference. We’re saying goodbye! Not to you, we’ll never leave you. But we’re finally saying goodbye to some Joking Hazard t-shirt designs so we can move on and add bigger and better things! Grab them while they’re still available. ­ [BUY!!!]( ­ Don't forget – we love to hear from our fans on [Discord](!  Yours in the void, Man Bat.  P.S. If you shout at the night sky, does anyone ever call back? Joking Hazard PO Box 835050, Richardson TX, 75083 This email was sent to {EMAIL} You've received it because you've subscribed to our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](