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Get Harry before he's gone for good!͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ Itâs me! Itâs Man Bat! Someone told me the other day that I had a face only a mother could love, but Iâve never known my mother so I would have no idea. She abandoned me at birth. Do you think she ever thinks of me? Sometimes I like to pretend she calls me on the phone when Iâm out with friends, just to feel connected to society. Anyways, letâs get on to the important stuff: comics, media, and low-brow jokes! Itâs him! Itâs Harry! Harry the Handsome Butcher has arrived and is available for a limited time only! His face is removable, how fun! Preorder today, or regret it forever. Â
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 Comic of the Month! If you liked this comic of the month, youâll shit your pants when you find out we have 29 more comics of the month on [Explosm.net](. A few words from the boys: Kris's Update Iâve been trying to play Elden Ringâs DLC but I am plagued with visitors and socialization. For example, Rob is over at my house and we keep singing karaoke and eating hamburgers. Itâs a great time, but I donât WANT a great time, I want a SHITTY time where Iâm yelling at the TV screen while losing at Elden Ring. I want the vein on my forehead to bulge with frustration. Iâm sick of spending time with people I care about and Iâm tired of laughing. I want to be given a noise complaint because Iâm shouting at my gameplay too loudly. I donât know why but thatâs the first thing that came to mind when I sat down to write in this monthâs newsletter, so thank you for reading my impassioned rant. Rob's Rankings Hi everyone! Hereâs an up-to-date list of whatâs good & bad currently. - Drinking three beers outside: 9.2/10
- The remaster of Riven: the Sequel to Myst: 8.9/10
- Having sex with someone: 8.5/10
- Having sex with 2 people: 7.5/10
- Arguing politics on the internet: 6.2/10
- Pooping your pants publicly: 5.1/10
- The new show on Disney+: 4.7/10
- Developing an addiction to heroin: 1.5/10
- Dying: 0/10 Dave's Update Greetings folks! Some fun news for you this month â a few years ago, us three explosm boys were invited to write a few jokes for Despicable Me 4, and Iâm delighted to tell you that some of our work was kept in! It feels very odd to have a little sense of ownership of something so massive, but now we can say we wrote jokes for the largest animation franchise in the world! Bwah! Don't forget â we love to hear from our fans on [Discord](!  Yours always, Man Bat.  P.S. Do you think Harry is more handsome than me? Would my mom love him more? Please be honest. This email was sent to {EMAIL} You've received this email because you've subscribed to our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](
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