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___________________= _____ Hey everyone hope your we= ek's been well. There was extr= a NFL football Monday afternoon thanks to weather issues in Buffalo. = I put on the game while I was working and I noticed that just one of the Li= ve NFL threads last week racked up over 1300 comments for just one game.&nb= sp; I was super impressed. Then I thought to check on the thread for = the current game. It was over 1400 comments in the first quarter, and= it finished over 3000. Wow guys great job. I even popped in to= say hi. I mention this because did you know you can [submit a Live thread](3D" We'll run them = for almost anything - I figure at least a few folks are watching anything a= t any time. We'd prefer they be submitted well in advance so we can q= ueue them up to launch at the correct time. Just pick the Live tag, note= when the event is starting, and we'll queue it up for you.
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Thursday 4pm eastern it's the [Fark News Livestream](3D") with myself, Dill, Lucky, and Christi= ne is finally back. Florida Man is making the news this week - he sti= ll doesn't like clothes and also now he's throwing beer cans at speeding ca= rs and stealing bonsai trees while wearing his own underwear on his head.&n= bsp; These are all words that appeared in actual headlines we linked to thi= s week. Bonus followup to our I'm Not Saying It's Aliens mega-segment= last week: tiny Peruvian aliens are frauds, JFKs DNA may burn up on reentr= y, and a mysterious techno-signature is in the news again for all the wrong= reasons.
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________________________ Top Interactions
Some of the bes= t interactions from the past week. Do note: this takes priority ove= r being placed in "top comments." - Farkers in [This Thread](3D" = couldn't help a few "Wheel of Fortune" jokes.
- Send [dbirchall =](3D")and [McBrundleFly](3D"=)airliner parts! They're = scrounging online for 'em! Top Comments
Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest com= ments from the past week.
If your post isn't here, assume that N= otNewsletterMonkey couldn't think of a tagline.
(The [Smartest](3D") and [Funniest](3D") for the past mon= th are found elsewhere.) Funny:
- AnotherB= luesStringer[knows who you shouldn't ask to watch your kids.](3D"https:/=)- neofonz: "Someone took the "Spirit Airlines" thin= g a little too literally."
- mofa[knows how yo= u get more bang for your buck with freezersoda.](3D")
- bearded cl= amorer [spotted Hagrid's son.](3D".=)
- SloppyFrenchKis= ser[ah yes, the personal erotica section of the library.](3D"=)
Smart:
- leeksfromchichis[wonders how = one accidentally buys cannabis.](3D")
- Somacandra[r= ecommends an action inspired by the Little Rock Nine.](3D")
- powhound[: "This is a teenager we are talking about. It's what the= y do."](3D"=)
- BizarreMan[has a recommendation on = how to tell if you're dressed for work.](3D" [Politics](3D"
P= olitics Funny:
- Phil McKraken[: "That's gotta= be a porn name, right?"](3D")
- stevecore[knows wha= t to do after kissing someone's butt for an extended period of time.](3D")
- bostonguy [found a Ferris Bueller reference ap= plicable](3D"
- Lokilaw2012[knows the other movie= TFG could've pulled his latest speech from.](3D" Politics Smart= :
- Frederick[recommends you look for Jesus i= n large bunches of needy people.](3D"
- Smelly Pirate Hooker= [warns of evil stupid people.](3D"=)
- SurfaceTension= [wonders if there's different definitions of racism.](3D"=)
- = ;Psychopusher[wonders if dumbass politicians will ever p= repare for unforeseen consequences. Or even consider that they exist.](=3D" Monkey's Pick
I felt these posts wer= e exceptionally funny or smart, even though they didn't get many votes.
= Warning: Unsorted, may contain politics. Smart:
- = MattytheMouse[decried the naming sense of sociological t= erms.](=3D" CSB Sunday Morning theme - "= [That time the power went out](3D")"=
This week, Farkers were challenged to share their power outage experien= ces.
[Funny](3D"=):
- Carter Pewterschmidt[shorted o= ut the power to the whole school with just a screwdriver.](3D")
- thealgorerhythm[joked about living in abject poverty.](3D=)
= - punkrock2000[joked they'd had it worse.](3D"
-&nb= sp;SloppyFrenchKisser[was forced to reconnect with their f= amily. The horror!](3D" Smart:
- vudukungfu= ng>[played away the storm.](3D")
- chewd[sheltered t= heir neighbors in the trailerpark.](3D")
- Lsherm[sn= agged one of the last generators.](3D")
- Azz[dealt = with consistently inconsistent blackouts for a very, very long time.](3D") Top Contest Entries= n>
Some of the top-voted [c= ontest](3D"=) entries from last week. As always, everybody gets one - and they= 're sorted by how likely they are to still be open. [Photoshops](3D"):
- meshnoob[committed lego ballpit.](3D"
-&n= bsp;Dodo David[found a side gig for Count von Count.](=3D" Octafryeknows exactly what Mary's Little Lamb = did.
- RedZoneTuba[put a self-portrait on the = Sistine Chapel Ceiling.](3D"
- I_Am_Weasel[got down= to boogie.](3D")
- Yammering_Splat_Vector[visited R= ick's Cafe.](3D")
- Mr. Shabooboo[has time enough a= t last to read everything.](3D")
- west.la.lawyer[ga= ve Rat Fink their car. Oh no.](3D")
- EvaDewer[dug o= ut the OLD boombox.](3D")
- Terrapin Bound[couldn't = resist the cameraperson.](3D")
- fisker[knows how co= ld it gets on Tatooine at night.](3D")
- EdgeRunner = dug up their old Pitfall cartridge.
- [(Bonus)](3D" rye[knows what we used to pretend our muddy lawns were like.](3D"=)- no icon tact[played Bocce with the folks.](3D"
= - retrophilmade a decoy.
- Thrak= korzog[gave their cat the Rinnegan.](3D"=)
- asstamas= sta[spotted a body-snatcher](3D"=)
- sdinter= [... *gulp*](3D")
- GoodDoctorB[burst the lawn bu= bble.](3D")
- opalakea[watched the Three Stooges get= ahold of hard drugs.](3D"
- samsquatch[My what big= jaws you have.](3D")
- ansius[tossed the fish.](3D"
[Capt= ions](3D".=):
"[Caption this bather enjoying a spa day](3D"=)"
= - Albert911emt [won't shave the beaver.](=3D"
- Re= dZoneTuba [knows when the bath is really over.](3D"https://w=) "[Caption= this party chatter](3D")"
- RedZoneTuba [sees the outfit = for what it is: a tennis outfit.](3D")
- markie_farkie [we= nt straight to human testing. What about Walter the Farting Dog?](3D")
- zjoik [well, at least they like you for your face?](3D"https:=)
"[Caption these fishing buddies](3D")"
- Devolving_Spud= [wishes their nuts weren't freezing.](3D")
- Mojongo [wan= ts to be the one fishing.](3D") "[Caption these redheads enjoying a me= adow](3D"
- Mr. Shabooboo [bragged about their yak hair.=](3D"
- RedZoneTuba [proposed a tempting link.](3D"
"[Caption this sus group](3D")"
- stevenboof [spotted a G= enXer.](3D")
- meshnoob [gave bad stock advice.](3D"
"[Caption this sidewalk ceremony](3D")"
- dionysusaur [se= es a low-hanging star.](3D")
- KC Dutchman [wonders who mi= sspelled the name.](3D") [Farktography theme](3D" "[Abstrac= t Art](3D")"
This week, Farkers were challenged to photograph something th= at counts as abstract art. From the Tate Art Museum: "Abstract art.= ..does not attempt to represent an accurate depiction of a visual reality b= ut...uses shapes, colours, and forms...to achieve its effect." For abstract= photography, that may mean isolating small portions of a subject to dra= w attention to certain elements out of context from the subject itself.= Specific photographic equipment or techniques may help create images that = play with color, texture, focus, shadow, or shape in a way that transfor= ms a subject into something surreal. For this week, show us your best a= bstract photography. - opalakea[blurred a squ= all with a camera technique.](3D") ("Intentional Camera Movement")
- Lovesandwich= strong>[... Is that the Phoenix Force?](3D")
- Warthog= >[Rabbit, duck, or peanut?](3D")
- thisispete[found= concrete cladding that looks like wood.](3D") [Upcoming= Fark Parties](3D"
It's easy to plan for a Fark Party - you're= effectively saying that "I'm going to be here at this time, come hang out.= " [Submit one!](3D") [Monday, = April 8, 2024, Total eclipse of the Sun Fark Party at Noon. Buffalo Small B= oat Harbor](3D") Fark= Headlines of the Week
A selection of some of the top headlin= es from last week. [Pope condemns situation that helped him get this p= articular job in the first place](3D"h=) [Boeing CEO says Alaska de= compression was their fault. Reminds anybody with questions his office has = an open door policy](3D") [Back in 2020, when most people were sorta stuck inside, a= new version of rock-paper-scissors dropped, and it sounds fantastic](=3D") [Smithers = rallies to support victims of burns. Excellent](3D") [I'm guess= ing the leg](3D") [Today is National Save = the Eagles Day, a day not appreciated by most people named Lebowski](3D"http=)
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[Keep a stuffed upper lid and carry on](3D") Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you= by ox45tallboy)
Another fun time on last week's Q= uiz, where we learned that fashion designers aren't always practical when i= t comes to comfort of the people wearing their designs. On the Quiz itself,= Denjiro came out on top with 945, followed by VooDoo_Blonde in second with 931 and No Catchy Nick= name in third with 926. johnnieconnie made fourth= with 921, and sugaryvitamin made it into the top fiv= e with 918. The hardest question on last week's Hard Quiz was about= Fark's favorite two-time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle. Only 32% of quiz= takers knew that when making public appearances, Mr. Tingle maintains his a= nonymity by wearing a pink bag over his head. Upon hearing of this, th= e Texas Library Association rescinded their invitation to him to speak at t= heir annual conference because they feared his pink bag, rather than his bo= oks, might make attendees uncomfortable. Mr. Tingle has since declined the = reissued invitation, perhaps after discovering he would have to travel to T= exas. The easiest question on last week's Hard Quiz was about what = country was declared to have an "armed internal conflict" last week after a= rmed militants took over a state television station during a live broa= dcast. 79% of quiztakers knew that President Noboa of Ecuador made the decl= aration as soon as they interrupted his favorite program, "Mysteries of the= Galápagos," during Giant Tortoise Week, and promptly sent out the m= ilitary to restore order. The situation is compounded by the fact there are= 22 different armed gangs vying for power, which means they've run out of i= dentifying colors and gang members are having difficulty determining t= he difference between "teal" and "cerulean blue" in the heat of battle, lea= ding to excessive friendly fire incidents. The hardest questi= on on last week's Easy Quiz was about which beer company was offering "beer= mints" for $5/tin, in case you had any friends who you wanted to think tha= t you were even weirder than they already do. Only 60% of quiztakers c= aught the article about the curious candies from Miller Liter, which review= ers are saying taste of neither beer nor mint. Which is fitting, as it has = this in common with actual Miller Lite. The easiest question on las= t week's Easy Quiz was about which Korean company showed off the world's fi= rst fully transparent micro-LED screen at CES this year. 88% of quiztakers = recognized that Samsung was the Korean electronics giant, while Sharp is Ja= panese. This means we're one step closer to windows made from hi-def LEDs c= apable of completely blocking your view of the outdoors in order to bring y= ou up-to-the minute weather reports of what it's like outside. The future i= s now, people. If you missed out last week, now is a great time to = [catch up on the Fark = Weird News Quiz](3D") now that you know a few of the answers. Congratulations= once again to the winners, and we'll be doing it all again on Friday in th= e unlikely event we can unthaw our fingers by then. --------------------------------------------------------------- ([Fark.com](3D"") sent this newsletter emai= l to: {EMAIL}) To stop these emails, go to the Notifications tab of your [MyFark profile](3D"https:=) to change your subscription preferences. Or, [click here to unsubscribe](3D") f= rom newsletter emails, even if your Fark login isn't '{NAME}'. [Click here to unsubscribe from ALL Fark emails](3D"). Fark, Inc. PO Box 1291, Versailles KY 40383 = ------------=_1705594807-26894-15983--