my surgery setback | Snapshot

After insane airport drama, multiple hours of getting IVs (heavy antibiotics), and very little sleep… Hey Friend, I’m in no mood to write this email. How’s that for honesty? Picture it: Yesterday, Bret and I are flying to my parents house — from New York to Grand Rapids. And I’m so excited to see my family! But then… I start feeling a lot of pain around the area of my recent procedure. (To remind, a few weeks ago, I underwent surgery to repair the damages done to my body last year.) So, I sent some pics to my doc and he insisted I turn around immediately. Anyway… After insane airport drama, back-to-back flights, multiple hours of getting IVs (heavy antibiotics), and very little sleep… Here we are. What I do know. This is all part of His plan and everything will be fine. Don’t you dare throw any sympathy my way, okay? If you’d like to hear a recap of all the craziness (featuring a very groggy me), [you can listen right here.]( Love you, mean it. Chalene P.S. I needed to make sure you knew about my NEW snarky holiday cards! Now, I don’t know about you, but I prefer to send my friends & family cards that match my sense of humor — a mix of snarky, dark, sarcastic and a little bitchy. None of that overly sentimental stuff, thank you very much. The problem is, though, they are hard to find! And when you do finally find one that passes your funny test, you can expect to pay between $7.95 - $9.95 for ONE card. Ugh. So yeah, we decided to do something about it! My daughter, Cierra (who shares my wicked sense of humor), and I created our very own pack of snarky holiday cards! [image] [image] [image] [image] [image] But! But! But! We only printed a small batch and we’re almost sold out. Don’t miss out and grab your set of [10 Snarky Holiday Cards NOW!]() They'll still arrive in plenty of time to send all your best gal pals who are just as funny as YOU are! Otherwise, you’ll be forced to send your peeps some boring card with a “painting” of snow-capped mountains or whatever. Follow Us =//vd790.keap-link002.com/v2/click/fa964298f33d376ce855f3e3a88b277b/eJyNkMEKwjAMht8l5-E6dc71NkTGmHoQPUvZIqvOtHRREdm7W0U8KXjN_-ULf-7ASIq4qEHCpU5SAQE4rLTVSDwzxKp6hXEk4okQAbSajrkzZwvy_m35kz-n0TAVk2g0DYBvFj21WWezsljlu0WxKj1tlfN3_lElo2ScpuJjmi-zYgF9_1ONJ83zi7d3INmd8dmr1r4bb13r-YbZdjIM-aqZ0Q0qcwqrRrVIeDANdYa8RFmLVL__UOIN5F61HfYPzS9k_w==//vd790.keap-link002.com/v2/click/a635e1346ff9261b5fa069b2eec390cc/eJyNkE0LwjAMhv9LzsN1fo31JkNkTD2InqVskVVnWtroENl_t4p4UvCa98kT3tyBkRRxUYOEa51mAiJwWGmrkTg3xKp6hZNETKZCRNBqOi2cuViQ92_Ln_w5TYaZmCbjYQR8sxio7WaWl8V6sV8W6zLQVrlw5x9VOkrHWSY-pvlqViyh73-q8ax5fg12D5LdBZ-9ah268c61gW-YrZdx3HXdwGpidOh5UJlzXDWqRcKjacgbioNLWYtUv99R4g3kQbUe-weWnWeH NOTE: If you would like to stop receiving these weekly Snapshot emails: [Click Here](. We will update your preferences AND you will still receive communications from other brands you may have subscribed to. Want less email? I know you may be suffering from email overload and we want to ensure you are receiving only the emails you want to receive. You may update your email preferences for our each of our brands to give your inbox a little break by [Clicking Here](=). By clicking the Unsubscribe link below you will no longer receive our weekly Snapshot or any other communications from any of our brands including: Marketing Impact Academy, InstaClubHub, PUSH Journals, or Phase It Up. We'd love to stay in touch with you, however, if you absolutely don't want to receive ANY of our love notes, emails, and cool stuff we understand. Click this link if you are 100% sure you want to [Unsubscribe]( from ALL emails from Team Johnson. Team Johnson 28241 Crown Valley Parkway Suite F #178 Laguna Niguel, California 92677 United States