In-N-Out Berserker

A while back in the BerserkerMail Mead Hall Facebook group there was a conversation about why a business should bother using BerserkerMail - which is the new kid on the block - vs the older, more established platforms people can choose from. Especially with our limited features “menu” compared to all them. And, also, without even having a free option. The answer: Our philosophy has always been that prioritizing price and features over: (1) what's going to best help get you to send more emails so you make more sales than you will by not sending more emails (the near frictionless interface to get emails loaded and sent in as little as 2-3 clicks, vs the usual 20+ clicks, boxes ticked, screens navigated, just to send a friggin' email...), and (2) what's going to best help get your emails delivered into the inbox and not in spam, promotions, junk, etc ... is not only majoring in the minors but is a false economy altogether. It’s like comparing In-N-Out Burger to Jack in the Box. People who like In-N-Out Burger don't give a flying rat's puckering bung hole one way or the other if Jack in the Box has more items on their menu and cheaper pricing — they just want a high quality burger, fries, and shake with friendly customer service and a clean eating experience where they don’t have to worry about bum employees fapping into the mayo before quitting each day. We take the In-N-Out approach through and through. What that means is this: At the end of the day if you aren't sending emails (burger)… and if they aren't getting into the inbox (fries & shake)… and if you can’t get support from people who actually use & understand email vs normies copying & pasting support tickets all day (clean eating experience)… then nothing else counts. To the clients we cater to - and we do not cater to everyone (like people looking for free and cheap) it does not matter how slick a platform looks, how many useless features they’ll never use it offers, or how much funding in Series C backing those companies get while staffed with a team of creepy social activists with pronouns in their bios. This is one of many reasons more and more people are coming over to us. It’s the easiest thing in the world to test us out too. You can get a free test drive (no credit card needed) here: [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com/berserker]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2024 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA