Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 25 May

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 25 May. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Car crash at Downing Street gates as Suella Braverman late for work]( [Suella Braverman] Suella Braverman is at it again. [Read more »]( [Inflation only coming down because of the things we are doing, insists government that claimed there was nothing they could do to influence inflation when it was going up]( [Rishi Sunak outside number 10] According to the prime minister, Governments are solely responsible for changes to inflation, as long as those changes are in the correct direction. [Read more »]( [Latest net migration figures give Nigel Farage his ‘best erection in years’]( [Nigel Farage looking very happy] Nigel Farage was left 'immediately tumescent' after the release of the net migration figures for last year. [Read more »]( [Man who blames all of the nation’s ills on ‘migrants’ horrified to learn the only thing keeping the UK out of recession is strong net migration]( [Frowning older voter.] A man capable of finding a way to link any problem in society to the small boats crisis has been left bereft after learning that the only thing preventing a technical recession in the UK is net migration. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](