Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 23 May

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 23 May. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Manchester City announce plans to just buy Arsenal and have done]( [Man City] Leading business conglomerate Manchester City have announced plans to buy the entirety of Arsenal football club so they don’t have to bother with the tedious business of a competitive Premier League run-in next year. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Nigel Farage to spend UK General election campaign deep inside Donald Trump’s colon]( [Farage deep inside Trump's colon] In a thoroughly unsurprising turn of events, Nigel Farage, the honorary president of Reform UK, has announced that he will not be standing for election in the upcoming UK General Election on July 4th. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Rishi Sunak still not dry]( [Rishi Sunak crying in the toilet] Rishi Sunak still hasn’t dried out properly. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Facebook to add ‘mute this person until after the general election’ button]( [woman worriedly staring at her laptop] Facebook is to add a button that will you allow you to mute people until the forthcoming general election is over, they have announced this morning. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](