Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 20 May

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 20 May. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [‘Enjoy this moment as no one can ever take it away from you’, Lance Armstrong tells Man City]( [Lance Armstrong celebrating Man City's league title] As Man City secured their fourth Premier League title in a row, Lance Armstrong has leapt to their defence to insist they should not let the 115 charges of financial doping affect their celebrations. [Read the rest of this story »]( [‘We are going to fu*k your feet right up’ whisper new shoes]( [New pair of shoes being removed from their box] A pair of new shows have made it clear that they’re going to rub their owner’s feet into a bloody pulp. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Premier League trophy engraver admits he has now perfected the asterisk symbol]( [Man practising engraving trophies] The engraver of the Premier League trophy has revealed that he has perfected the asterisk symbol, having added it to the trophy in six of the last seven years. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man City complete fairytale ending to their story of a rag-tag bunch of multi-millionaires backed by a multi-billionaire and with nothing in their pockets except 115 financial irregularities]( [Man City] Man City have won four straight Premier League titles, giving a fairytale ending to their story of immense wealth and a complete disregard for the rules of fair play. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](