Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 10 May

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 10 May. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Office psychopath organises Friday afternoon meeting on first warm weekend of the year]( [business people sitting in a boring meeting] It has emerged that a total psychopath has organised a meeting which you will be compelled to attend later today, despite it being Friday afternoon and the sun is out for the first time all year. The meeting is set to last an extraordinary two and a half hours and will begin at three o’clock [Read the rest of this story »]( [Mum of four treated for shock after she ‘completes’ laundry]( [Woman completes laundry] Gemma Williams, a 43-year-old mother of four from Doncaster, couldn’t believe her eyes when early on Friday afternoon, she was unable to find a single item of dirty laundry in the whole house. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man who wrote ‘happy to discuss’ in email really hoping he doesn’t have to discuss]( [tired man using his laptop] A man who signed off an email with the phrase ‘happy to discuss’ is reported to have been lying about that sentiment. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](