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down to write my first email of the new year, I did what I normally do when it comes time to write my weekly email: I typed "Apple store" into my search bar and browsed the watches and trackpads. [Tarzan showing her new all Black colour Apple watch on her right wrist with painted white nails, brown tank top and hair down with her left side shaved.]( Itâs not that I donât have any fresh ideas, Iâm brimming with them. Itâs not that there arenât any new stories to share eitherâI just wrapped up my first holiday season as a divorcée-in-training and one-third of a throuple, so I have nothing but funny stories. (Ask me about the time Nana saw me kissing her granddaughter and blurted out, "Those two girls look like they want to sleep together!" I nearly died laughing.) What Iâm feeling is something like a sugar rush for grown-ups. The last two weeks have been one weirdly unfamiliar event after another, with the height of the highs matching the low of the lows. Like when my girlfriendâs 87-year-old Nono walked in on me kissing the lover we share (high) Or watching a sub-par episode of Lost in Space alone on my couch on Christmas night (low) Like passing a cigarette between my lovers at 6am on New Yearâs Eve, while soaking naked in a hot tub (high) And how about all the times my iPhone unexpectedly ambushed me with family photos of Christmases when we were happy (low) Sometime, maybe a few months from now, Iâll write you a tidy email about some of the lessons I learned in 2021, and what big plans Iâve got for 2022. I know it wasnât a complete wash. Today Iâm sleeping off the sugar rush and giving myself some space for digestion. Distilling the lessons of 2021 is going to have to wait. In the meantime, can I just say: we made it. Weâre still here, {NAME}. Thatâs got to count for something, right?  Maybe next week Iâll tell you about how our 2021 revenue numbers compared to the previous yearâs, or what changes weâre planning on making in 2022. I have grand plans, as Iâm sure you do as well. (Or not. Thatâs also fine.) Next week inspiration is sure to strike, weâll slip back into our best productivity habits and start executing on our strategic plans. But for now, letâs just celebrate that we made it through 2021. Youâre still here, still alive, still growing. Here we are together, staring into the face of another year ahead. Where will it lead us? What lessons does it hold for us? A year from now, who can say what youâll be sharing as your greatest lesson of 2022? You and me, {NAME}, weâre one of the lucky ones who get to figure that out.  Happy New Year, and congrats on making it this far. With love,
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