Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 07 Mar

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 07 Mar. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Woman describing herself as ‘Sassy’ actually just an unpleasant prick]( [Woman is 'sassy'] A woman with "sass to spare" is actually just needlessly mean. [Read the rest of this story »]( [British public united in its desire to see no-handed cyclist fall off]( [Man with fingers crossed] The British people have demonstrated a surprising degree of solidarity after academics proved that they collectively will every smug tosser of a cyclist who pedals whilst rolling a fag or generally making a big show of keeping their hands off the handlebars to fall off and get a right bastard of a grazed knee. [Read the rest of this story »]( [World Book Day swiftly followed by Mummy’s Wine Afternoon]( [Woman drinking wine on the sofa] The nation's mothers are getting on the sauce before dinner, and rightly so. [Read the rest of this story »]( [World Book Day sees girl go to school dressed as a member of the Thursday Murder Club]( [World Book Day thursday Murder club] Teachers at the Grange Primary School in Daventry were left reeling this morning after 7-year-old Emma Williams arrived for World Book Day dressed as Elizabeth Best, the 76-year-old protagonist from Richard Osman's adult thriller-mystery novel The Thursday Murder Club. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Parents busy picking the best bit of the house for Facebook World Book Day costume photo]( [World Book Day] Facebook parents across the country have spent the morning frantically searching for the most flattering part of their home in which to photograph their children wearing their World Book Day costumes. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Netflix announces new Man City documentary titled ‘Only Financial Irregularities in the Building’]( Netflix announces new Man City documentary titled 'Only Financial Irregularities in the Building' [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](