Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 03 Jun

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 03 Jun. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Clacton voters given historic opportunity to tell Nigel Farage to shove it up his hoop]( [Clacton voters] The general election presents a unique opportunity for Clacton voters to tell Nigel Farage to shove it up his hoop, it has emerged this afternoon. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Nigel Farage planning eighth attempt to gain access to Parliament’s heavily subsidised bars]( [farage pint] Nigel Farage will shortly reveal that he will be making yet another attempt to gain unfettered access to the taxpayer-subsidised bars in the Houses of Parliament. [Read the rest of this story »]( [How to be suitably enraged by trans issues – an idiot’s eight-point guide to joining the front lines of the culture war]( [Angry man joining the culture wars] Are you desperate to join the front lines of the culture war, but struggle to know what you should be angry about, and for what reason? Or are you irrationally angry at some things but need a better way to articulate your reasoning to the woke brigade who are obviously to blame? Then this guide is for you. [Read the rest of this story »]( [No, not that one, insist flag-shaggers]( [Rainbow flag] For some unfathomable reason, the legion of highly vocal flag aficionados, who have spent the last few months telling everyone that such symbols should be venerated and never mocked, have gone quiet all of a sudden. [Read the rest of this story »]( [“25% off for gays during Pride Month” beams cynical used car dealer]( [second hand car dealer] A used car dealer has massively missed the mark when it comes to Pride Month. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Brave free-speech enthusiast reacts to pride flag in shop window like a vampire confronted with a cross]( [Man recoiling in horror at seeing a pride flag in a shop window] A man who bravely insists that free speech is the most fundamental aspect of any society, is today reacting like a vampire confronted by a cross whenever he sees a pride flag. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man who spent three years screaming “Lock Her Up!” suddenly against the criminalisation of politicians]( [OId man in a MAGA hat] Having high-profile politicians punished for their crimes is 'un-American' according to one Trump fan who spent almost three years screaming 'Lock Her Up!' on every social media platform. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Hillary Clinton hospitalised following dangerously prolonged laughing fit]( [Hilary clinton hospitalised] Hillary Clinton has been taken to Mount Sinai Hospital in New York and remains in intensive care after a prolonged laughing fit left her clinging to life. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](