Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 23 Feb

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 23 Feb. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Nation’s complete dipshits announce plans to not vote for Keir Starmer]( [Man shrugging] Britain’s complete fucking dipshits have today announced their plans to not vote for Keir Starmer in this year’s general election. [Read more »]( [Shamima Begum losing citizenship appeal set to bring out the absolute best in everyone]( [Man celebrating] The Court of Appeal's decision that it was no unlawful for the Home Secretaty to revoke Shamima Begum's British citizenship is set to bring out the caring, tolerant and inclusive sides of society, according to reports this morning. [Read more »]( [‘No rush!’ insists girl with no legs lying under Gazan rubble]( [Rubble in Gaza] British Parliamentary procedure has received words of encouragement from half a six-year-old girl in southern Gaza this morning. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](