Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 27 May

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 27 May. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Michael Gove selfishly deprives voters of the opportunity to hand his arse to him]( [Michael Gove] Michael Gove will not stand for re-election in the general election, selfishly depriving millions of TV viewers of the opportunity of witnessing his own 'Portillo moment'. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Israel reinforces its reputation as “the good guys in all this” by bombing Gaza refugee camp full of vulnerable displaced people]( [Israel good guys] Israel is working hard to ensure the international community remembers that they are the good guys, by killing and injuring dozens of people at a refugee camp in the Rafah area. [Read the rest of this story »]( [“Care worker shortage? What care worker shortage?” asks government planning to get all 18-year-olds to do it for free]( [Rishi Sunak tapping the side of his head] The government has insisted there is no ‘care worker shortage’ since it is now planning to get 18-year-olds to work in the care sector for free as part of its ‘national service’ programme. With over 100,000 vacancies in the care sector, thanks to Brexit and the new restrictions placed on workers wanting to come here [Read the rest of this story »]( [Opinion: Bringing back national service is a brilliant idea now that I’m too old to have to do it myself]( [Man who believes young people should do national service] As the general election campaign heats up and the government announces plans to reintroduce national service, it is vital that we ensure people younger than myself realise their responsibilities as citizens. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](