Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 12 Feb

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 12 Feb. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Blue cards for to be trialled in Women’s Super League when players roll around on the floor behaving like men]( [Women football] The use of blue cards is to be trialled in the women's super league, for any player displaying excessively boyish behaviour, like rolling around the floor feigning injury or verbally abusing the referee. [Read more »]( [Single grey pubic hair treated like sign of impending apocalypse]( [depressed man] After finding a grey pubic hair, 36-year-old Simon Williams has reacted as if it is a sign that the world is coming to an end. [Read more »]( [Everyone agreed that GB News is ‘an essential new voice telling it like is’ or ‘a cess-pit of confirmation bias for nut-jobs’]( [Man watching TV on the sofa] As GB News nears its third birthday, everyone is agreed that it is either the voice our nation desperately needs to counter a media full of social-justice-loving wokerati, or a cess-pit of confirmation bias catering to the worst elements of society in the name of populism. [Read more »]( [Rishi Sunak to use this week’s PMQs to road-test some Stephen Lawrence jokes]( [Rishi Sunak] Following the roaring success of his trans joke in front of the parents of Brianna Ghey during last week's Prime Ministers Questions, Sunak's advisors have been looking to gain political traction by writing fresh material which specifically targets marginalised groups. [Read more »]( [Tucker Carlson excites more controversy with sympathetic Warmaster Abaddon interview]( [Tucker Carlson interviews Warmaster Abaddon] Tucker Carlson has become the first Imperial journalist to enter the Eye of Terror and speak with Warmaster Abaddon since the start of the Long War ten thousand years ago. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](