Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 15 Jan

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 15 Jan. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [New study reveals Londoners never more than 6 feet away from a twat]( [London] A recent study conducted by researchers at Bath University has concluded that London is so full of twats that you’re likely to never be more than 6ft away from one. [Read more »]( [Man who loves free speech really can’t handle it when people use theirs to disagree with him]( [Angry man on a laptop] A man who makes a really big deal about how important he thinks free speech is, continues to have a massive hissy fit if you use yours to call out his bullshit, it has emerged. [Read more »]( [North Face launches new range of gravy-proof clothing for the ‘indoorsy type’]( [North Face Gravy proof range] Fans of programmes about the countryside are flocking to online retailers to kit themselves out with North Face's latest range of 'high performance' indoor clothing. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](