Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 25 Oct

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 25 Oct. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Man has no idea what most of his keys are for]( [Keys] A man who carries around more keys than a prison guard, doesn’t have a clue what most of them do, it has emerged. [Read more »]( [Government struggling to gain public support for any of its policies keen to give ‘making bankers richer’ a whirl]( [Coutts banker and new member of the Wokerati] In an unconventional effort to gain some much needed support from the general public, the government has told voters it is pushing ahead with former Prime Minster Liz Truss' plan to axe the cap on banker's bonuses. [Read more »]( [Queue for handing in letters of no confidence to 1922 committee “up to 12 hours long”]( [houses of parliament] The queue for Tory MPs to hand in letters of no confidence in Rishi Sunak has gotten absolutely enormous, according to reports this morning. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](