Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 17 Oct

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 17 Oct. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Couple who can afford gardener think fallen leaves are ‘really pretty’]( [Man raking leaves] Some people who don’t have to spend their weekends raking up piles of soggy leaves love the beautiful golden brown sprinkling on their autumn lawn. [Read more »]( [Bed bugs steal title of ‘most annoying household visitors’ from Jehovah’s Witnesses]( [Bed Bugs under the sheets] Bed bugs have moved above Jehovah's Witnesses in a list of annoying things to visit you at home, as the nation descends into a fevered paralysis over the tiny creatures. [Read more »]( [Nation refusing to listen to Liz Truss’s alternative budget unless she can successfully explain how an abacus works]( [Liz Truss trying to build an abacus] Liz Truss is facing the most difficult challenge of her political career, after voters asked her to build and demonstrate how a basic abacus works before they will listen to her alternative budget. [Read more »]( [Nation shocked as MP who lied under oath to a judge accused of spreading misinformation on social media]( [Andrew Bridgen MP being interviewed] Andrew Bridgen, the former Tory MP so bereft of ethical integrity that he was condemned by a judge for lying under oath, has been accused of spreading dangerous misinformation online once again. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](