Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 05 Oct

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 05 Oct. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Today’s young people both over-sensitive woke snowflakes and violent hoodlums with no consideration or manners, confirms Daily Mail]( [Daily Mail head offices] The Daily Mail is up to its usual bullshit, according to reports this morning. [Read more »]( [Pied Piper called to Manchester to deal with infestation of rats in blue rosettes]( [Tory rat] With the Conservative Party Conference finally over, Manchester city officials have called in the Pied Piper of Hamelin to eliminate a particularly nasty swarm of rats. [Read more »]( [“These days you can’t even encourage people to do a crime, while telling everyone you’re going to do a crime, and explaining how you’ll film yourself doing that crime, without the police turning up on your doorstep”]( [Laurence Fox arrested] Failed husband, actor, musician and politician, Laurence Fox, has expressed his dismay after facing the legal consequences of publicly encouraging criminals, announcing his intention to commit a crime, and his pledge to film himself breaking the law. [Read more »]( [Banning the sale of cigarettes will make them just as impossible to buy as cannabis, insists government]( [Cannabis joint] Government plans to ban the sale of cigarettes will make them as hard to get hold of as cannabis, we can report today. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](