Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 14 Jun

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 14 Jun. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [“We just got on with things during the great heatwave of ‘76”, insists man born in ‘86]( [Man in a T-shirt shrugging his shoulders and looking at the camera] A man has today explained that during the heatwave of 1976, everyone just got on with things and didn't panic like it was the end of the world, despite not being born for another ten years. [Read more »]( [Why does the baby receive effusive praise for burping, complains husband who doesn’t]( [Man holding baby] A six-week-old baby has received gushing praise for the simple act of passing wind orally, says a husband who claims to get a rather different response. [Read more »]( [Unfit man bitterly regrets walking up escalator]( [Long escalator on the Tube] A man who attempted to speed up his journey by walking up an escalator is now on the floor, out of breath and full of regret. [Read more »]( [If High Streets disappear, where will I go to look at things before buying them cheaper online, ask worried consumers]( [A British high street] As further high street chains continue to fall on hard times, consumers have expressed concern about where they will go to get their hands on products they can later buy cheaper online. [Read more »]( [Government warning that Asylum Seekers may have weapons of mass destruction]( [Suella Braverman on the beach with asylum seekers and a WMD sign] The Government is warning that Asylum Seekers may well have weapons of mass destruction and would be able to deploy them within 45 minutes. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](