Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 06 Jun

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 06 Jun. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Brexiter dislocates shoulder after desperate reach for comparison between D-Day and Brexit]( [Older man holding his shoulder] A keen Brexiter is receiving urgent medical attention after engaging in a massive reach in which he tried to compare the D-Day landings to the country leaving the EU. [Read more »]( [Nigel Farage spending 79th anniversary of D-Day reminiscing about the time he addressed a far-right rally in Germany]( [Nigel Farage outside parliament] Today, British citizens across the country will be remembering the D-Day landings on their 78th anniversary, including Nigel Farage who spoke at a German rally for far-right political party AfD just a few short years ago. [Read more »]( [“Meghan did all of the Daily Mirror’s phone hacking” confirms Piers Morgan]( [Piers Morgan gesturing with his hands like a twat.] Piers Morgan has insisted today that Meghan Markle was responsible for all the phone hacking at Mirror Group Newspapers. [Read more »]( [Ange Postecoglou appointed Tottenham’s new chief turd polisher]( [Daniel Levy appoints postecoglou as new spurs manager] Tottenham Hotspur FC have appointed Australian Ange Postecoglou as the team's chief turd polisher on a four-year contract. [Read more »]( [AFC Richmond crowned Premier League champions after Man City found guilty of financial doping in the Ted Lasso universe]( [AFC Richmond mad Premier League Champions] AFC Richmond have been crowned Premier League champions for 2023 in the Ted Lasso universe, after Man City were docked 30 points for financial irregularities going back several years. [Read more »]( [£3,500 Apple Vision Pro to finally dispel the myth that people wearing glasses are ‘clever’]( [Apple Vision Pro] As Apple Vision Pro prepares for release, the £3,500 price tag has ensured the common perception that people wearing glasses are 'clever' is finally over. [Read more »]( [Man on the bus clearly hoping people will think his white skiing mask is an Apple Vision Pro]( [Man in skiing goggles on the bus.] A commuter is today hoping to impress people on the bus by wearing a white ski mask enhanced with a Sharpie-drawn Apple logo. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](