Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 19 Mar

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 19 Mar. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles]( [TikTok launches semi-automatic rifle] Popular social media platform TikTok is set to avoid a looming U.S. government ban by unveiling its latest product line: TikTok-branded semi-automatic rifles. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Joe Biden is so bad at managing the economy he even made ME look too poor to get a bond, insists Donald Trump]( Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has today launched a stinging attack on President Biden by insisting the latter's mismanagement of the economy is the main reason the self-proclaimed billionaire can't afford a bond to appeal his $460m dollar fine in the state of New York. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Why GB News having government politicians as news presenters is actually a real boon for the democratic process, by Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg]( [Jacob Rees-Mogg on GB News is good for democracy] While Ofcom has once again demonstrated its left-wing wokerati credentials, I am happy to once again explain why my government colleagues and I presenting news programmes on GB News is a real boon for the democratic process. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Boeing to offer discount flights to anyone willing to hold door in place for the duration of their flight]( [Boeing passenger plane with man holding door in place] In an attempt to tackle their recent maintenance woes head-on, aviation giant Boeing has announced an innovative, cost-saving measure for passengers, with substantial discounts on flights for those willing to hold the plane together during the journey. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man City make daring £100m bid for the four points taken from Nottingham Forest]( [Man City] Man City have insisted to the Premier League that if there are six points now going spare, it would be a shame to see them go to waste. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](