Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 18 Mar

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 18 Mar. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Banksy has released a new mural in Finsbury Park, London. What do you think?]( [Banksy's tree mural in Finsbury Park] Banksy has confirmed that he is behind a new artwork that appeared in north London on Sunday. We sent our reporters out onto the streets to find out what you thought about the burning issue of the day. This is what you told us: [Read the rest of this story »]( [GB News is not a ‘news channel’, but a ‘fatuous entertainment channel for slow-witted simpletons’ confirms Ofcom]( [Jacob Rees-Mogg on GB News] After a further five GB News programmes were found to have breached impartiality rules, broadcasting regulator Ofcom has insisted that no one in their right mind considers GB News a place where you can become genuinely better informed about current affairs. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Putin announces triumph in 2024, 2030, and 2036 elections]( [Putin claims victory in 2024, 2030 and 2036] Legitimately elected President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has confirmed that he has won not only this year’s election but also the 2030 election and the 2036 election. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Irish celebrating St Porcelain Day for the patron saint of hangovers]( [Man worshipping Saint Porcelain the morning after St Patrick's Day] The Irish are celebrating St Porcelain, the patron saint of hangovers, this morning. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Extremely tenuous Irish connection definitely enough for most people to celebrate St Patrick’s Day, finds survey]( [St Patrick's Day] You are definitely allowed to get drunk tonight because you are pretty sure your great-great-grandfather might have been half-Irish, according to new reports today. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man who spent the last few years mocking ‘virtue signallers’ pretty keen for you to notice his MAGA hat and Trump flags]( [Trump fan in a MAGA Hat] The need to publicly signal your virtues through ostentatious displays of support for ideas you think have value is nothing but a liberal cancer, according to a guy whose truck is covered in fourteen different Trump stickers. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](