Croagunk Will Stab You With His Poison Fingers

Newsletter Top Stories Croagunk Will Stab You With His Poison Fingers [Kotaku]( February 23, 2019 [Croagunk Will Stab You With His Poison Fingers]( [Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a ton of Pokemon, but I do enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So, Here’s Another Pokemon! It’s Croagunk!]( ['Shop Contest: Terry Crews Edition, Winners!Â]( [Last week I asked you fine folks to add Terry Crews into more games. You all did great, adding Terry to some games I expected and some really surprising inclusions.]( [Anthem Has Me Wondering What A 'Release Date' Even Is Anymore]( [Anthem releases today—even though plenty of folks have been playing it since last week. As games continue to evolve through patches and players pay for early access to fully priced titles, I find myself asking oddly philosophical questions: When is a video game “finished,” and when are games actually “released”?]( [David Hayter Delivers A Rousing Performance Re: Solid Snake's Ass]( [It is a truth universally acknowledged that Metal Gear’s Solid Snake has a big fat ass. This basic underpinning of our universe has now reached all corners of the internet, including Solid Snake’s longtime voice actor.]( [My Roommate Is A Cat Is The Purest Anime Of The Season]( [Adopting a pet can be life-altering for humans and animals alike. Anime studio Zero-G explores both sides of this transformative relationship in My Roommate Is A Cat, the ridiculously heartwarming tale of a shut-in author and his fuzzy new companion. It has all the cat feels.]( [SPONSORED]( [Get 50% Off (Almost) Any Adam & Eve Adult Toy + Free Shipping & Gift]( [While sex toys have been an integral part of human culture for thousands of years, there wasn’t always easy access or a wealth of options. That changed with Adam & Eve, who make getting every toy imaginable easy. Take 50% off (almost)* any single item plus free shipping in the...]( [Fallout 76 Gets A Full Roadmap For 2019]( [Three months after the game’s disappointing launch, Bethesda has announced its plans for Fallout 76 throughout the rest of 2019, including new modes, story quests, and vault raids.]( [ESPORTS]( [Overwatch League Team Slogan ‘Texas Hard’ Deflated by Boner Jokes]( [At the end of January, Overwatch League team the Houston Outlaws revealed their season two roster and, with it, a new slogan: “#TexasHard.” They hoped fans would wield this hashtag with sincerity and heart, evidently having forgotten that they were on the internet, where that has literally never happened. Today,...]( [YOU MAY ALSO LIKE]( [DEADSPIN]( [Here's What To Expect Next In The Robert Kraft Case]( [Robert Kraft will be officially charged by prosecutors early next week, according to the Palm Beach County state attorney’s office.]( [THE CONCOURSE]( [HuffPost Fires Social Media Editor For Being Incredibly Racist On Social Media]( [Yesterday, HuffPost fired a recently hired, Los Angeles-based social media editor after her managers were alerted to the fact that an Instagram account belonging to the new hire was spewing racist rants online. Using a now-deleted Instagram account, Ashley Rose, who was hired earlier this month, targeted a number of...]( [PROMOTIONS]( [Stay Comfortable All Day With The Right Fit & Fabric From Mack Weldon (20% Off)]( [Mack Weldon’s underwear features a combo of Lenzing Modal and breathable cotton fabrics so you feel comfortable wherever you go. Choose from styles like boxers, trunks, briefs, and boxer briefs in up to 16 different designs and colors. Save 20% on your first order using code GIZMW2018. See full details...]( [DEADSPIN]( [DeMar DeRozan Was Cruelly Reminded That The Raptors Are Better Off Without Him]( [It’s not often that such an on-the-nose metaphor for an event that happened outside of a basketball court takes place in such a venue, but that’s exactly what happened in the dying embers of Toronto’s game against San Antonio on Friday night.]( [JALOPNIK]( [Somebody Street Parks Their Ferrari F40]( [This is, without a doubt, my new favorite Ferrari. Somebody in [LOCATION REDACTED] street parks their Ferrari F40. That duct tape on the hood is when a Yaris backed into it. Concours d’Elegance this is not.]( You made it to the end. Thanks for reading our newsletter! [Visit Kotaku]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( [Terms of Use]( | [Privacy Policy]( | [Unsubscribe]( © 2019 Gizmodo Media 114 5th Avenue, Floor 2 New York, NY, 10011