Mario Kart Tour Kicks Off Tomorrow In New York City

[Kotaku]( September 24, 2019 [Final Fantasy VII Remake's Box Art Sure Is Misleading]( [This is the box art, released this morning, for the upcoming Final Fantasy VII Remake, which is out March 3, 2020. It’s killer art. But if you saw it on a store shelf, you would have absolutely no idea that it’s actually just part one of the remake.]( [[Video Games](](@feature1LinkUrl) [I Love You, Colonel Sanders!: The Kotaku Review]( [The difference between I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator and the dating sims I’ve enjoyed is sincerity. That’s hard to come by in a game that’s actually about making its players fall in love with the idea of buying fried chicken.]( [[News](](@feature2LinkUrl) [Mario Kart Tour Kicks Off Tomorrow In New York City]( [Nintendo’s latest free-to-play mobile game, Mario Kart Tour, launches tomorrow on iOS and Android. Every two weeks the nickley, dimey racer will test players in tours, special races inspired by real-world locations. 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