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This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1665001709-51676-41402 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 89532](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 Just a few random things: 1) Sometimes= when I vote "smart" or "funny" on your comments, I say "boop!" when I tap = the little votey icon. 2) I've noticed this week that a lot of news= outlets seem to be looking for the least flattering Elon Musk photos they = can find for their articles about him. Awkward grimaces appear to be especi= ally plentiful. 3) I got my flu shot and the new Pfizer COVID= -19 booster vaccine on Saturday. The previous three COVID shots made me rea= lly sleepy and pretty sore, but this one just made my arm a little sore lik= e the flu shot. Hell, I was able to compare since I had flu on the right an= d COVID on the left, and they each felt about the same. Bonus: matching Ban= d-Aids on each arm! So get your shots, wear a mask, wear a helmet, wear a c= ondom, wear the streets have no name. 4) No NotNewsletter mes= sage from Drew this week because he's out Drewing around.&= nbsp; XOXO, DisseminationMonkey Top Comments Some= of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week Funny: Maybe you should drive's [insurance plan had some interesting treatment opti= ons](3D") bughunter reacted to [reading about a man's lopsided nutsack](3D") The Thir= d Man [praised Jim Cantore after = the meteorologist was struck by a flying tree branch during Hurricane Ian= a> Man On A Mission](3D".=)[f= elt like helping the Pakleds after taking an IQ test](3D" Dustin_= 00 knew [why the person who= submitted this link used an abbreviation in the headline](3D"https=) Mu= kster told us [how to identif= y a Scottish ghost](3D"=) Madman drummers bummers [had a slip of the tongue](3D") mcsiegs [speculated about the afterlife](3D"=)= > Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo [illustrated a comment about predictions as Hurricane Ian= approached Florida](3D") Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cycl= ist wondered [if Farker NathanAllen](3D"=) experienced some sort of mechanical malfunction= > Smart: OdradekRex had [experience rescuing a scared, wet cat in a storm= a> SpockYouOut gave advice for](3D")[when all the water suddenly decides to get the fark off th= e beach](3D") gopher321 predicted [what the biggest danger will be when rich people hide out = in their bunkers](3D") goodncold thought [Farker Irving Maimway's words were = very wise](3D") NewportBarGuy was [worried after Hurricane Ian hit Florida](3D"), but [followed up with good news](3D") Boot= leg interpreted [a sheriff'= s defense of a school resource officer who accidentally fired a shot when h= e thought his gun wasn't loaded](=3D" koder argued that&= nbsp;[the term "incel" is inaccurate](3D") ace in your face knows someone with [a connection to one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims](3D") desertgeek discussed [chess world champion Magnus Carlsen's cheating accusation against Hans Ni= emann](3D" philodough [appreciated MacKenzie Scott's philanthropy](3D" CSB Sunday Mor= ning theme: [Garage sale discoveries](3D"https:=) Smart: toraque = ong> bought [a board that's still surf= ing through time](3D"=) Funny: rustypouch is mean! Politics Funny:= m> wooden_badger backed up [claims that Donald Trump was a sports prodigy](3D" De= volving_Spud explained [why = Barack Obama's Secret Service agents were allowed to park in a disability-a= ccessible parking space](3D" BizarreMan listed [the crimes that will lead to President Joe Bi= den's impeachment if Republicans get control of the House](3D") Mr= Ballou [told Chevron why they sho= uld care about this ratty-assed dog](3D"=) Martian_Astronomer = ong> spoke up for [a Russian mine-cle= aring robot that ran over a mine and went boom](3D"https=) Politics Sma= rt: mrshowrules looked at [a ruling the judge made in the case involving the document= s Trump took to Mar-a-Lago](3D") ArkPanda pointed out&nb= sp;[one good thing about being a University= of Idaho student](3D") NuclearPenguins' [user name possibly checked out](3D") Mr. Cof= fee Nerves stated that [one = politician's stance isn't eliciting the intended response](3D" Gr= and_Moff_Joseph discussed [u= nexpected changes in the world over the past few decades](3D" Top Contest Entries S= ome of the top-voted contest entries from last week Photoshops:= RedZoneTuba employed [the "distracted boyfriend" meme](3D" chewd = [gave King Charles' cipher a little excitem= ent](3D") RedZoneTuba thought [the king could use some street cred](3D" chewd = ng> gave us [a closer look at a raceca= r driver from A-Ha's "Take On Me" video](3D"=) RedZoneTuba = > [took the family for a drive in the park=](3D") Yammering_Splat_Vector showed [what terrible drivers young people are nowadays](3D") Yammering_Splat_Vector made [a cipher for the Charles formerly known as Prince](3D" Te= rrapin Bound [gave Allison Stokk= e a makeover](3D"https=) whatsupchuck showed us [chaos outside the Kremlin](3D") zeon = ong> [only follows one king](3D") Farktography theme: [Software Hootenanny 12](=3D") orionid won with [a Broken Visage](3D") Fark Headlines of the Week A se= lection of some of the top headlines from last week [Woman hospitalized = as Chihuahua turns out to be a Shih Tzu](3D") [Plenty of Fish user throws one back](3D") [Convicted Vegas bomb builder purportedly released to attend Re= naissance Faire](3D") [Ooh, Cat-4 hurr= icane](3D"=) [The unaffiliated neurotrauma consultant involved in the concu= ssion check on Tua Tagovailoa and clearing him to play is now extra unaffil= iated](3D"=) [Les Nessman to mispronounce name of Yankees' starter for = Sunday](3D"=) [If you decide to read article= , turn to page 68. If you choose to close tab, turn to page 49](3D"https://w=) = [Can't have a dumpster= fire without garbage](3D") Ma= ine man found guilty of 11 charges relating to his participation in Jan. 6 = insurrection. U.S. District Judge Rudolph Contreras explained the decision,= stating "it's one guiltier, isn't it?" [Ben Shapiro expresses rage over Lizzo playing James Madison's f= lute "in a vulgar manner," and he should know: no one has spent more time p= laying a president's flute than Ben Shapiro](3D") [Ship with Ukrainian corn and veget= able oil docks in Lebanon. Locals hope to have their first Hush Puppy Festi= val later in the month](3D") Candy corn recalled for being candy corn [We've= been trying to reach you about your planet's extended warranty](3D") Fark Weird News Quiz (= brought to you by ox45tallboy) Another fun ti= me on the Quiz this week, where we quashed any arguments about the cuteness= of baby pygmy hippopotamuseseses. The Quiz itself netted us five entries i= nto the 1000 club, with WoolyManwich coming out on to= p with 1036, bud jones in second with 1033, and Tax Boy in third with 1016. edmo and = ;Evildog tied for fourth with 1010, and Avast= ye Scallywag barely missed out with 998. The hardest ques= tion on last week's Hard Quiz was about what the Wu-Tang Clan does when&nbs= p;they're not busy doing Wu-Tang things like touring and making kung fu mov= ies. Only 32% of quiztakers caught the article about some of the membe= rs taking advantage of their day off from their tour schedule to hit up the= local community center in Albuquerque, NM (The city that's made for spell = check) to play some chess with some local kids. No word on who won, and I'm= guessing there's not gonna be. The easiest question on last = week's Hard Quiz was about an Aussie in Victoria being fined AU$925 for dri= ving an unlicensed vehicle. 85% of quiztakers knew that an "eskie" was a be= er cooler in Australia. Which leads me to the question of what governmental= department one should inquire at to register a beer cooler for noncommerci= al operation. I'd approach this legal issue from that direction - if there = is no place I could register my beer cooler for operating on public th= roughways, then I can't be fined for operating it without a registration I = cannot obtain. The hardest question on last week's Easy Quiz = was about which movie's producers came up with an interesting promotion by = hiring actors to go to MLB games and stand still, staring at the camera for= several innings in a row. 62% of quiztakers caught the article about the m= ovie "Smile" and how the actors gave the same large and really creepy smile= from the commercials at the camera before eventually disappearing. This wo= rked out far better than their promo for the movie "Cry" because those watc= hing the Cleveland game thought the actor was just another fan. The= easiest question on the Easy Quiz was about which series someone at Netfli= x thought it would be a good idea to apply the "LGBT interest" tag to befor= e the onslaught of user feedback explained a few things to them. 92% of qui= ztakers knew that just because most of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims were gay me= n, it doesn't exactly mean that LGBT people are going to automatically be i= nterested. It's kind of like saying environmentalists are going to be inter= ested in a documentary on sawmills. They've since removed the tag, and now = they need to get busy making whatever Jenji Kohan wants to make. = If you missed out last week, it's a great time to [catc= h up on the Fark Weird News Quiz](3D" now that you know a few of the answers= . 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