Fark NotNewsletter: What's even nuttier than Fark's favorite squirrel?

This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1530633955-91214-61328 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 0404](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 ________________________ A message = from Drew Curtis: ________________________&= nbsp; The 4th of July is a great time of year for Fark. = For the week before, we get all the great stories out of Florida warning pe= ople not to shoot guns into the air or take fireworks through security at a= irports. For the week after, we get all the stories of people blowing= themselves up accidentally. Good times. As some of you already know= , this year will be the 6th annual release of Stone Farking Wheaton W00tsto= ut at [Hop-Con 6.0 at Stone Liberty Station](3D") = on July 19th. Tickets are still available if you're interested in goi= ng. I'll be there along with my friends Rebecca Watson and Adam Savage for = a round of Quiz-o-Tron, as well as quickly and haphazardly judging a costum= e contest while inebriated. In addition to this, turns out in= his spare time, Greg Koch has been trying to disrupt the U.S. nut butter m= arket. Nutista has announced a special W00tStout NutButter. In their = words, here's what they were trying to do: --- How did we do = it: · We first dra= nk a lot of 2017 release of w00tstout. · = Used ingredients to echo the flavor of the beer like bou= rbon-soaked malt, malted rye, roasted barley. ·  = ; We added our own nutty flair - raw Elliot pecans = and dry roasted peanuts, a healthy amount of pecans are used to mimic the f= lavor profile of the beer. Why is this noteworthy: This is one of th= e world's first nutbutters designed to be awesome when paired with the beer= , and that authentically uses brewer's ingredients like rye, barley, and bo= urbon-soaked malt. --- A sample of this arrived at my house l= ast week, and holy crap is it good. If you'd like some, they'= ve released a small prototype batch and [it's available f= or purchase here](3D". A portion of the proceeds will go towards Fark = and paying off my exorbitant beer tabs in other states. So if you wer= e looking for a way to help us out other than [signing up for Total= Fark](3D" (which you should do), why not [pick up some pro= totype W00tstout nutbutter](3D" And yes, it's not cheap, but nothing = good is. ________________________ We now return you to yo= ur usual Fark NotNewsletter. ________________________ Comment Mentions Canada Day - 78 Anthony Kennedy - 707 Supreme Court - 1221 Harla= n Ellison - 101 Comment Vote= s Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments fr= om the past week Funny: bigpeeler [admitted to spreading numerous STDs](3D") H= ighlanderRPI commented on the aftermath of [an explosion at a hospital](3D" joemack621 gave= us some [background on the "girlfriend" fro= m the "distracted boyfriend" meme](3D"=) you are a puppet = knew [how far criminals will go to impersona= te firefighters](3D") Miss5280 wanted to see [a wider variety of sexy swimsuit designs](3D") Angry Drunk Bureaucrat discussed some [shooting victims](3D" Pocket Ninja predicted [what will happen to teens who mocked a man as h= e drowned](3D") Tax Boy found [the original](3D" of [that](=3D" buzzcut73 figured out what was wrong with a [car crashing, flying, and coming to a stop at a gas pump=](3D") Jack Sabbath pointed out [why 50 Cent shouldn't make fun of Terry Crews](3D" Smart: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers noted [the timing of the Capital Gazette shooting](3D") PaulRB compared [different types o= f murderers](3D"ht=) blender61 lamented [hermit problems](3D") Torgo_of_Manos discusse= d [one of the saddest episodes of any tele= vision show](3D") shower_in_my_socks brought up [recent high-profile verbal attacks against journalis= ts](3D") bluorangefyre saw the Capital Gazette shooting a= s [a battle between amendments](3D") Gunboat reacted to an artist's= arrest for leaving a sculpture of a giant bent spoon outside a drug compan= y FormlessOne understood [why people are "ghosting" employers](3D" Diogenes = >wanted to discuss [ghost job listings](3D"https://w=)Farkin_Crazy discussed [Trump's initial reaction to the Capital Gazette shooting](3D" To= talFark Discussion: Note: This section can only be accessed by [TotalFarkers](3D") Funny & Smart: NoseBrain had [advice on how t= o get your ex to leave you alone](3D"=) Funny: Louisiana_S= itar_Club knew [what to do when an= ex gives you an expensive gift](3D"http=) Funny: meg12279= rong>'s [remains won't go to waste](3D"=) Funny: Exluddite explained [why details of the next "Spider-Man" movie will be leaked](3D" Politics Funny: impaler presented [a very confused Snekretary](3D") ThomasPaine= Train came up with [a Secret Servic= e code name for Sarah Sanders](3D"=) hissatsu showed us [what Sean Hannity's platform might look like lilbjorn found a reason to](3D")[delay finding a replacement for Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kenne= dy](3D" fusillade762 was [shocked by something Attorney General Jeff Sessions did](3D" Pol= itics Smart: DeaH appreciated [seeing some progress in civil rights](3D") freddyV = trong>noted that ["civility" has been lackin= g for a while now](3D"=) whither_apophis pointed out somet= hing about ["blue-sky" policies](3D".=) sigdiamond2000 wasn't buying [Ro= seanne Barr's apology](3D" lilbjorn found a reason to [delay finding a replacement for Supreme Court= Justice Anthony Kennedy](3D") Contest Votes Some of the top-voted contest entries from= last week, listed from highest number of votes down Photoshops:= Alligator made this passenger [a little less cute](3D") Yammering_Splat_Vector = ong>showed a guy who was [desperate to stop = the best song ever](3D"htt=) RedZoneTuba [arrested a furriner](3D") ElectronChaser [discovered gravity](3D") stertz = ng>found [a convenient trampoline](3D"=) Wrongo updated [a classic maga= zine cover](3D=) Cork on Fork made [a dirty phone call](3D" RedZoneTuba found [someone who can communicate with oversized cr= ustaceans](3D") RedZoneTuba revealed [the inspiration behind a well-known song](3D") RedZone= Tuba showed that [Steve Tyler has h= ad some work done](3D"ht=) Farktography: CiliarySpasm= won Farktography Contest No. 686: "[Midway](3D" with&nb= sp;[a very fishy photo](3D") Farktogra= phy is Fark's weekly photography contest. If you would like to suggest a Fa= rktography theme, you can contact [Elsinore](3D" or = stop by the [Farktography Forum](3D".=). Upcoming Fark Parties See Farkers up close in = their unnatural habitats Wednesday, July 18: [6th Annual Farks In The= Wild Party at the Buffalo, NY Zoo](3D") Thursday, July 19: [Hop-Con w00tstout release party in San Diego, CA](3D") --------------------------------------------------------------- ([Fark.com](3D"") sent this newsletter emai= l to: {EMAIL}) To stop these emails, go to the Notifications tab of your [MyFark profile](3D"https:=) to change your subscription preferences. Or, [click here to unsubscribe](3D") from newsletter emails, even if your Fark login isn't '{NAME}'. [Click her= e to unsubscribe from ALL Fark emails](3D"). Fark, Inc. 333 West Vine St Suite 210, Lexington KY 40507 = ------------=_1530633955-91214-61328--