One of Jerry’s Girlfriends on ‘Seinfeld’ Has Three Times His Net Worth

Plus: 21 of the Saddest Scenes Where Nobody Dies                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 December 31, 2023 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=One%20of%20Jerry%E2%80%99s%20Girlfriends%20on%20%E2%80%98Seinfeld%E2%80%99%20Has%20Three%20Times%20His%20Net%20Worth%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2Fone-jerrys-girlfriends-seinfeld-three-times-net-worth) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about a banned ‘Simpsons’ episode, trivia, funny, tweets, sitcoms that never lost their way, the saddest scenes where no one dies, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [Here’s Why ‘The Simpsons’ Episode Where They Go to Japan Is Banned in Japan]( Ironically, [Japan]( did not accept the challenge of [Mr. Sparkle](. [The SimpsonsÂ](is one of the most beloved animated properties worldwide, with 36 dubs and translations of the longest-running American animated series airing internationally. As a top American cultural exports, the humor of The Simpsons has been transcending language barriers ever since its [beloved Latin American Spanish]( dub launched in Mexico back in 1990, just a year after the show premiered in American America. Within a couple short years, The Simpsons was an international, multilingual hit on six continents, and, with so many countries tuning in to see America’s first animated family every week, you’d think that nothing would make The Simpsons more popular in each respective nation than an episode wherein the Simpsons visit said country. In Japan, you’d be very, very wrong. [READ MORE]( [One of Jerry’s Girlfriends on ‘Seinfeld’ Now Has Three Times His Net Worth]( Contrary to what her character said on [Seinfeld](, Jami Gertz could spare a billion squares if she really wanted to. With an approximated net worth of $950 million, [Jerry Seinfeld]( has come the closest to sniffing a billion-dollar net worth of any sitcom legend in history — with the obvious exception of sitcom producers and network executives, of course. At that level of wealth, it’s inevitable that he’d have to date down on the dollar scale in order to find a partner as, according to Forbes, there are only 337 living female billionaires in the world. However, that list includes a certain former flame who once denied a sheet of toilet paper to another affluent female in Seinfeld’s life: Gertz, who played Seinfeld’s on screen girlfriend Jane in the Season Five episode “The Stall,” is worth [an estimated $3 billion]( today. Maybe she could have just wiped her ass with a few Benjamins. [READ MORE]( 21 of the Saddest Scenes Where Nobody Dies 17 of the Worst Houseguests Ever 35 Bits of Trivia Someone Left at the Royal Ball, Which His Highness the Prince Is Now Using as an Excuse to Touch Everyone’s Feet 15 Hilarious Hidden Background Jokes for the Eagle-Eyed 28 Important Details About Everyday Jobs That Only Insiders Know 12 Limited Edition Bits of Trivia That We’re About to Toss Back in the Fact Vault 23 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 25, 2023 Seven Sitcoms That Lasted More Than 10 Seasons But Never Lost Their Way 18 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of December 25, 2023 TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © 2023 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2023 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St. Brooklyn, New York 11222, United States of America