Five Guest Stars Who Hated Appearing on ‘Seinfeld’

Plus: Someone ‘Fixed’ the Yellow Skin ‘Glitch’ on ‘The Simpsons’ and It’s Absolutely Unholy                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 May 30, 2024 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=Five%20Guest%20Stars%20Who%20Hated%20Appearing%20on%20%E2%80%98Seinfeld%E2%80%99%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2Ffive-guest-stars-hated-appearing-seinfeld) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about ‘The Garfield Movie,’ trivia tidbits, Pete Davidson getting heckled, wild debts, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [Someone ‘Fixed’ the Yellow Skin ‘Glitch’ on ‘The Simpsons’ and It’s Absolutely Unholy]( Imagine if the [Simpsons]( were all horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites and five fingers on each hand — pretty soon, you might not need to. The physical characteristics of characters on The Simpsons are the most immediately recognizable of any show in animation history. In other cartoon universes, a person sporting [Homer’s]( pigment of “[Metallic Yellow](” would have to be portrayed as heavily jaundiced to justify the strange skin tone, and a character with a real-life Caucasian’s pale pink complexion would be rightly reviled by the denizens of Springfield. This coloring decision is an intentional design move to make The Simpsons instantly recognizable and utterly unique, and to remove it would be to remove the series’ soul from its characters’ bodies. [READ MORE]( [‘The Garfield Movie’ Isn’t Just Bad, It’s a Corporate Psyop]( It may seem pretty pointless to criticize the integrity of The Garfield Movie considering that it’s arguably just colorful garbage engineered to distract children for 100 minutes. But upon closer inspection, there seems to be something seriously wrong with this film. Making Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties look like a brave, uncompromising work of art by comparison, The Garfield Movie is basically one giant commercial. It’s chock-full of product placements for companies such as Walmart, Popchips and The Olive Garden — though, becoming known as the de facto Italian restaurant for flea-ridden pets may not quite be the promotional endgame they were hoping for. [READ MORE]( Pete Davidson Was Heckled Off the Stage in Nebraska Last Week 40 Random Bits of Trivia That Are Like an External Charger for Your Hippocampus 30 Wild Things People Used a Company Credit Card For Hollywood Could Learn From Mel Brooks’ Take on Robin Hood 5 Phrases From the ‘Incidents at Disneyland’ Wikipedia Page That Merit Closer Inspection 4 Debts That Really Should Have Been Forgiven ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Star Says Robin Williams Was the First Person She Could Talk to About Her Mental-Health Issues 35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 29, 2024 Five Guest Stars Who Hated Appearing on ‘Seinfeld’ TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © 2024 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2023 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St. Brooklyn, New York 11222, United States of America