13 Biting Dark Humor Jokes About the ‘Good Ol’ Days’

Plus: 27 Unbelievably Bad First-Date Experiences                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 October 12, 2023 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=13%20Biting%20Dark%20Humor%20Jokes%20About%20the%20%E2%80%98Good%20Ol%E2%80%99%20Days%E2%80%99%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2F13-biting-dark-humor-jokes-good-ol-days) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about ‘Goosebumps’ covers ranked by scariness, dark humor jokes, the funniest tweets from yesterday, bad first dates, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [Think you know ‘The Simpsons’? Take our quiz to guess the celebrity voices behind the series’ most obscure characters!]( [The TV Comedy That Got Canceled Mid-Show Returns After 50 Years]( According to television legend, no show in the history of the medium was canceled faster than Turn-On, a 1969 comedy showcase that didn’t last long enough to air an entire episode. Amazingly, ABC stations turned off Turn-On only 10 minutes into its initial broadcast. Here’s the story: In 1968, producer George Schlatter was red-hot thanks to the success of his hip comedy show, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In. Eager to strike while the iron was hot, Schlatter dreamed up a new concept full of short clips, quick cuts, and controversial topics. Viewers saw two computer operators in charge of ‘programming’ the different pieces that would appear in the show, a pretty mind-blowing concept in the late 1960s. [READ MORE]( [All 62 ‘Goosebumps’ Covers Ranked By Scariness]( Generally, exposing a young child [to intentionally scary media isn't advisable](. It’s the sort of behavior of a babysitter with a taste for chaos, who knows they’ll be long gone [by the time the nightmares come](. The act of purposely frightening yourself is something reserved for adults, whose emotions have long been dulled by the [unending, slow drip of terror and uncertainty]( that is human life. Somehow, though, beloved book series Goosebumps managed to not only sell horror to parents and kids, but to both create and dominate a section of children’s literature while doing so. Now, are the books genuinely that scary? Generally, no; in fact, some are outright horror-comedies. That said, there are a couple rogue tales that truly scared the piss out of a generation, and a lot of that had to do with the covers. [READ MORE]( 12 Bits of Trivia You Can Sneak Before Dinner If You Promise Not to Tell Mom 30 Wild Mistakes People Made at Work 13 Biting Dark Humor Jokes About the ‘Good Ol’ Days’ 33 Ingenious Gadgets 28 Twisted Celebrity Demands That Shed Light on Their Full-Blown Derangement 38 Eyebrow-Arching Facts About Ordinary Jobs 27 Unbelievably Bad First-Date Experiences 31 Noodle-Cooking Origin Stories of Pop-Culture Staples 20 of the Funniest Tweets from October 11, 2023 30 Trivia Tidbits That Reoriented Our Paradigm TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © 2023 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2023 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St. Brooklyn, New York 11222, United States of America