Iconic Photos With Little-Known Tragic Aftermaths

Also: 15 Of The Coolest (and Lamest) Celebrity Catchphrases Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about 'Breaking Bad' Easter eggs in 'Malcolm in the Middle,' uncomfortable tech truths, celebrity catchphrases, and much more. [There Are No Less Than 15 'Breaking Bad' Easter Eggs in ‘Malcolm in the Middle’]( As far as television shows go, [Breaking Bad]( and [Malcolm in the Middle]( couldn’t be more different. One is an hour-long cable drama about an ordinary science teacher who becomes a drug kingpin; the other is a network sitcom about the travails of one of the most [hilarious families in television history](. The only thing that links them, of course, is [Bryan Cranston](. Before his career-altering role as the ruthless Walter White, Cranston played Hal, an amiable dope of a father trying to stay sane while raising five boys with his wife. Walter and Hal are as different as Breaking Bad and Malcolm in the Middle, yet there are some similarities between them. For instance, both of their wives have a penchant for sneaking smokes, both of them feel as though a colleague has stolen their best ideas and both of them had a memorable face-off with a train (Walter robbing one, Hal derailing one by leaving a couch on the tracks). [READ MORE]( [5 Uncomfortable Truths About Our High-Tech Future No One Wants To Talk About]( We all love technology, as much as we might like to pretend that we’re all on the cusp of retiring to a cabin in the woods. You can bemoan the incessant pressure of notifications and constant connectivity and what it’s doing to our brains, but [when push comes to shove]( you’re probably doing it on Twitter. If people really wanted to leave the Matrix, the Apple Watch, literally a notification funnel people pay to strap to their wrist, wouldn’t be a massive success. [We like to think we’re Neo]( but we’re basically a whole population of Cyphers, enjoying our electronic steak. Plus, if you really went all Thoreau [and dropped off the grid completely]( well, you’re not reading this. (Unless you have some weird setup where a bird brings you new Cracked articles in a small capsule — in which case, thank you for your support.) But as much as tech has already taken over our lives, each exciting new development carries with it a pretty terrifying specter of the future that we all secretly know we’ll eventually accept as the price of doing business. Along those lines, here are five horrifying things that could be on the horizon… [READ MORE]( More Tech Reads: - [15 Terrifying Technology Patents That Gave Us Knots In Our Stomachs]( - [5 Dark (But Hilarious) Times Big Tech Companies Failed Hard]( - [6 Tech Company Screw-Ups Silicon Valley Hopes You Forgot]( - [15 Of The Oddest, Most Egregious Glitches in Technology History]( - [5 Half-Assed Scams That Fooled Big Tech]( [‘Rick and Morty’ Star and Co-Creator Justin Roiland Faces Domestic Violence Charges]( [Hey, ‘Velma’ Haters, Meta Jokes Have Always Been a Part of ‘Scooby-Doo’]( [Geena Davis’ New Bill Murray Allegations Include a Massager and a Clown Costume — Disgusting Behavior He Repeated on Arsenio Hall]( [Ranking the Most Unhinged Teachers and Professors in ‘Community’]( [12 Dark Humor Jokes From Chloé Hilliard]( [More Third-Tier Cartoon Characters Who Deserve Their Own Spin-Offs]( [‘Look at My Boobies, Jack’: Arnold Schwarzenegger Deep-Faked into ‘Titanic’ Is A Must Watch]( [11 of the Only Good ‘Kids These Days’ Jokes]( [If You’ve Ever Wanted to Kill Kevin From ‘Home Alone,’ You Can]( [15 Lesser Known Writers Behind Your Favorite Comedies]( [Screen Legends Who Ended Their Careers With Embarrassing Comedies]( [Seth Rogen Was So High at the Golden Globes He Thought Bryan Cranston Was Drew Barrymore]( [Pat Mahomes Once Drank Every Last Coors Light at an Andrew Santino Comedy Show]( [Iconic Photos With Little-Known Tragic Aftermaths]( [15 Of The Coolest (and Lamest) Celebrity Catchphrases]( TWEET OF THE DAY [fb]( [tw]( [yt]( [Logomark_DIGITAL_Red_50X50-px]( [insta png]( [tiktok png]( [ARTICLES]( | [PICTOFACTS]( | [Videos]( Literally media Ltd. 190 West St, Suite 17B, Brooklyn NY 11222 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. This email was sent to {EMAIL} [why did I get this?]( [unsubscribe from this list]( [update subscription preferences]( Literally Media · 190 West St Ste 17B · Brooklyn, NY 11222-3855 · USA