Canada denied me 3 times, I'll never apply again

Forward this email. [Enjoy and Share!]( Enjoy and Share! [View Online]( [Enjoy and Share!](#) [article image](#) [article image](#) Once, my Yoruba teacher referred to my classmate as _anumadaro, sibi panda_. Loosely translated: Cheap aluminium spoon, the kind you don't bother looking for when it goes missing. According to her, people anticipate the disappearance of spoons, so they opt for the cheap ones. That way, the pain of losing them is minimal. For this week's 'Interview With', I am glad I got a chance to speak with, not just the Spoon, but the entire cutlery set to ask why they always go missing. Enjoy. [Editor Headshot] Kunle Editor. Once, my Yoruba teacher referred to my classmate as _anumadaro, sibi panda_. Loosely translated: Cheap aluminium spoon, the kind you don't bother looking for when it goes missing. According to her, people anticipate the disappearance of spoons, so they opt for the cheap ones. That way, the pain of losing them is minimal. For this week's 'Interview With', I am glad I got a chance to speak with, not just the Spoon, but the entire cutlery set to ask why they always go missing. Enjoy. [Editor Headshot] Kunle Editor. Do you have something to sell? Use Paystack Storefront! 👉🏾📰Learn more at [paystack.com/storefront]( Do you have something to sell? Use Paystack Storefront! 👉🏾📰Learn more at [paystack.com/storefront]( --------------------------------------------------------------- [article image]( [Interview With Spoon, Fork, & Knife: “Why We Usually Disappear”]( Have you ever needed cutlery but couldn’t find them? If you pay enough attention, this is when you realise something is not right. Spoons reducing in number, Forks vanishing, and Knives, well, doing their thing. [continue reading]( [“Canada Denied Me Three Times, I’ll Never Apply Again” – Abroad Life]( Today’s subject on Abroad Life went from being sceptical about studying abroad to trying to go to Canada three times, then finally going to an Ivy League school in the US. He talks about the things he did to travel, how they didn’t work out, and how he’s decided to never try to go to Canada again. [Continue reading]( [I Watched The Christian Movie, “War Room” So You Don’t Have To]( Tony and Elizabeth Jordan, seemingly have it all – great jobs, a beautiful daughter, their dream home. But appearances can be deceiving. In reality, the Jordan’s home has become a war zone and their daughter is collateral damage. [Continue reading]( The Vbank app is now available in the iOS and android stores. You can view/download the app [here]( The Vbank app is now available in the iOS and android stores. You can view/download the app [here]( [If Batman Were An Igbo Man]( There’s a reason the west has superheroes and we have ‘agberos’ — it’s because we don’t send anybody in this country. But let’s assume, for a hot minute, that we did have superheroes, how long do you think they’d survive? [Continue reading]( [6 Nigerian Parents Reveal How Much It Costs To Have Babies]( One recurring question everyone considering having kids asks is: how much does it really cost to have a baby. There are tons of hospital visits, tests and procedures. All of these things cost money and for the most part, a lot of Nigerians don’t have insurance. [Continue Reading]( [QUIZ: How Quickly Do You Move On From Relationships?]( Do you move on from relationships with the speed of light or are you Whitney Houston? [Take Quiz]( If you enjoyed this newsletter tell someone about it, forward it to them. Stay safe. Stay awesome! If you enjoyed this newsletter tell someone about it, forward it to them. Stay safe. Stay awesome! [about]( [Advertise]( [Subscribe]( [READ MORE STORIES]( [ABOUT]( [Advertise]( [GOT THIS FROM A FRIEND? SUBSCRIBE!]( [FB]( [Twitter]( [IG]( [IG]( You are receiving this email because you subscribed to receive marketing communications from Big Cabal Media under the terms of our [Privacy Policy](. [Click here to unsubscribe]( Zikoko is a Big Cabal Media brand. Copyright © 2019