Durden Dispatch: Market Fiasco From CNBC Grammatical Mistake

The Durden Dispatch The Best from Tyler Every Day! Featured in this Round Up: [It is going to take a miracle for the U.S. economy to pull out of this tailspin, because the economic numbers are really starting to deteriorate very rapidly now.]( [In Absurd Fiasco, Entire Market Spike Was Due To A CNBC Grammatical Mistake]( Update (1000ET): Both the Yuan and US equities have erased the gains from this farcical grammatical error... 32917 [Free Options Webinars – June 29]( Options offer numerous strategies for potential income generation. Join OIC on June 29, 8 AM – 11:30 AM CT, to stream a three-part series on how combination strategies can achieve that goal. Register today! [Click here to read more.]( Sponsored by The Options Industry Council [Merrill Lynch Caught Criminally Manipulating Precious Metals Market "Thousands Of Times" Over 6 Years]( Remember when it was pure tinfoil-hat conspiracy theory to accuse one or more banks of aggressively, compulsively and systematically manipulating the precious metals - i.e., gold and silver - market? We do, after all we made the claim over and over, while demonstrating clearly just how said manipulation was taking place, often in real time. 29730 [Bitcoin Explodes Above $13,000 For First Since Jan 2018 And Everyone Wants To Know Why]( Update (1225ET): Bitcoin has just crossed above $13,000 for the first time since January 2018, soaring over $3,000 in the last 3 days. 28348 ["Hell Is Coming" Dangerous Heatwave Strikes Europe]( Most of Europe will be blanketed by an oppressive heatwave as the continent suffers unreasonable warmth this week, with officials across the European Union announcing severe warnings against dehydration and heatstroke. The heat wave will be centered from Spain into France and Germany. 27640 [Financial Expert Warns: "Get Out Of Cash Now"]( PhD Millionaire who called Dotcom crash, housing bust, and market's surge since '09 is now predicting a 'cash panic' in 2019. [Here's how to prepare.]( Sponsored by Stansberry Research [WWII Bomb Self-Detonates, Leaving Massive Crater In German Cornfield]( Surrounding residents in a central German town may have thought they were experiencing an earthquake, or perhaps a major gas explosion. A blast so powerful in the middle of a corn field near Limburg-Ahlbach did register as a minor earthquake, according to the [BBC](, but it was actually caused when a WWII bomb "self-detonated" in a rare phenomenon.  27557 [The Pain Of This New Economic Downturn Is Starting To Show Up All Over The Country]( [Authored by Michael Snyder via The Economic Collapse blog,]( 22133 [Eric Trump Spat On By Chicago Restaurant Employee; Secret Service Arrests]( The US Secret Service arrested a Chicago restaurant employee Tuesday evening after she spit on President Trump's son Eric, according to [Breitbart](.  15996 TrackStar IQ [Click here now]( to subscribe to TrackStar IQ! See the pulse of the market as researched by Wall Street Elites. Receive top-trending tickers and other market intelligence to inform your trades sent straight to your inbox. In partnership with TrackStar IQ You are subscribed to email updates from [ZeroHedge](. To stop receiving these emails, you may [unsubscribe]( now. Zero Hedge, P.O. Box 118, New York 10018 [Link](