8 Reasons Why My Narcissistic Cat Would Be The Worst Husband Ever

I love my cat, but if he was a real man I would not date him. [View this email in your browser]( X [8 Reasons Why My Narcissistic Cat Would Be The Worst Husband Ever]( I read a story about a British woman happily married to her two cats, Lugosi and Spider. I wasn't as shocked as some of the commenters were since I'm familiar with the concept of feline/human marriage. When I was 7, I married my best friend, Donna, to my cat, Boris. I wasn't an ordained minister, I just pronounced them husband and wife. Unfortunately, their marital bliss was short-lived, and the marriage was annulled when Donna's mother called her home for dinner. [Click to read more...]( [Horoscope For Today, September 2, During Moon Conjunct Chiron]( Today's Aries Moon brings out our need for healing as it connects with Wounded Warrior Chiron. [The Top 7 Charisma-Killing Mistakes For Men]( This is how men kill their chances with women and everybody else. [11 Signs You Have A Strong Personality But Are Also Super-Sensitive]( Being strong and being sensitive aren't mutually exclusive, but they do pack a powerful punch when combined. [Breaking Free From The Comparison Trap: Take Our Survey And Win!]( Take the survey and win 1 of 5 $100 Amazon Gift Cards! Together, we can work towards breaking free from the comparison trap and fostering a healthier, happier, and more authentic way of living. [Click to take the survey...]( [The Relationship Crash Course My Tween Must Complete Before Even Thinking About Dating]( How do you prepare your daughter for the dating world? [Love Horoscope For September 2, 2023 At The Peak Of Retrograde Season]( With seven bodies in retrograde, love and life feel intense. [Dad Makes Tasteless 'Joke' As His Son Comes Out To Him — 'My Mouth Moved Faster Than My Brain']( While his response was meant to be lighthearted, it wasn't what his son expected from him in that moment. [Forward]( [Forward]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( This email was sent to {EMAIL} [why did I get this?]( [unsubscribe from this list]( [update subscription preferences]( YourTango · 3753 Howard Hughes Parkway · Suite 200 · Las Vegas, NV 89169 · USA