The smartest things on the Nigerian Internet: Election by lottery- the solution we didn't know we needed

[View this email in your browser]( Good morning Are you tired of hearing "The North must rule"? Are you fed up with the constant yapping about which zone is ripe to take its turn at the wheel? If you are, Nimi Wariboko has just the answer to our problems. [Link](. Ethnic politics really gets people going in these parts, but is it all just a pile of horse shit? [Simon Kolawole's]( analysis is telling. There's hardly anything else that stirs up ethnic sentiments, even with the most temperate of persons, like Biafra. However, Preston Ideh warns that there's much more to be concerned for. [Link](. In a bid to put Biafra to rest once and for all, Buhari's government got a judge to proscibe IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu's agitation group, as terrorists. [Fisayo Soyombo]( exposes the grave danger in the FG's decision. Even more alarming is the quest for political power at all costs by Nigeria's youth. Sure, they might be not too young to run, but are they qualified to run? [Link](. One politician with tremendous leadership problems is Governor Ajimobi of Oyo state. Someone had to ask him, "[Have you no shame?]( Chai. Oh, and Farooq Kperogi has nothing but scathing criticism for Governor El Rufai. [Here's why](. Two hurricanes made devastating landfall recently: Hurricane Trump tore up the UN while Hurricane Eazi made quick work of his music career. [Owei Lakemfa]( tackles the consequences of Trump's big mouth while [Chiagoziem]( speaks in Mr Eazi's defence. Did you know that the FG has an underbelly? ASUU discovered it a long time ago and has been using it to great effect. [Link](. [Victor Asemota]( discusses Google and Nigeria's next billion. [Feyi Fawehinmi]( explains how the naira devaluation impacted agriculture. And [Joachim MacEbong]( wants the Police and Judiciary to know that numbers don't lie. This one is for romance lovers. [Cavey's story]( will blow you away. Have a great week. [Follow YNaija on Twitter]( [Join our community on Facebook]( [Website]( Copyright © 2015 Red Media Africa, All rights reserved. You've signed up for our newsletter Our mailing address is: Red Media Africa 59, Ogunlana Drive, Surulere Lagos 100211 Nigeria [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](