Lost Summer

Market Snapshot With summer in the rearview, investors are hoping for some fall gains. Markets tanked in June, staged a comeback in July, and then fell again in August to end up right back where they were in mid-May, with the S&P just below the 4,000 mark. At the close, the Dow dropped 1.07%, the Nasdaq lost 1.31%, and the S&P gave up 1.07%. WTI Crude bounced back to $88 a barrel. The fast pace of private equity demands a certain set of skills, and WSO’s PE Master Package can help you acquire the tools that you need to propel your career forward in the industry. From deal flow to LBOs, we can help you sharpen your skills to maximize your potential. [WSO PE Master Package]( Let’s get into it. Banana Bits - The economy [added 315,000 jobs](=) in August, showing the resilience of a tight labor market despite slowing growth - Sayonara, Boris. [Liz Truss](=) will be Britain’s next prime minister - It’s really that bad—Bed Bath & Beyond’s CFO was [found dead]( after falling out of his condo building - Robots conquered chess; now they’re coming for art. An AI-generated image just [won an art competition](=), and human artists are grumbling about it Banana Brain Teaser Friday — You have two ropes that each take an hour to burn, but burn at inconsistent rates. How can you measure 45 minutes? (You can light one or both ropes at one or both ends at the same time.) [Here's the solution](~Link-53004996~) Today — It's 100 bananas off our [PE Master Package]( for the first 15 correct respondents. LFG! A man is caught on the king's property. He is brought before the king to be punished. The king says, "You must give me a statement. If it is true, you will be killed by lions. If it is false, you will be killed by trampling of wild buffalo. If I can’t figure it out, I’ll have to let you go.” Sure enough, the man was released. What was the man's statement? Shoot us your guesses at [vyomesh@wallstreetoasis.com](mailto:vyomesh@wallstreetoasis.com?subject=Banana%20Brain%20Teaser) with the subject line “Banana Brain Teaser” or simply [click here to reply!](mailto:vyomesh@wallstreetoasis.com?subject=Banana%20Brain%20Teaser) Macro Monkey Says The Dollar Is Bulking Up — The greenback is stronger than it’s been in decades, garnering cheers from consumers and producers alike. It recently sailed past the euro and yen, two key currencies on the global stage. Americans now have more spending power in other countries, and many are snapping up real estate in Europe and elsewhere to take advantage. If you’re headed to Rome in the fall, you can add a few more bottles of vino to your carry-on. But while a strong dollar benefits those of us in the US of A in many ways, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. If you own a hotel reliant on international visitors, you’re probably not too happy. While Americans can make it rain elsewhere on the back of the strong dollar, tourists will find themselves poorer than in past trips to The States. That means fewer booked trips and less spending when they’re here. Businesses that depend on foreign buyers will suffer as well. All other things being equal, a Spanish car shopper is more likely to buy a Japanese car than an American one since it means more bang for their buck. Maybe the top benefit of this record-breaking dollar strength is its effect as a damper on inflation. Since a strong dollar buys more foreign goods and services than a weak one, the average price of those imported goods goes down. Lord knows we could use that right now. The knock-on effect of lower domestic inflation as a result of dollar strength is higher inflation in countries that export heavily to the US. Better be careful here because what’s bad for the global economy is likely bad for America in the long term. As rates continue to rise, Wall St is expecting the dollar to remain brawny for the foreseeable future. Daddy JPow is resolute in taming inflation, so we’ll see how dollar strength ripples across world markets. WSO PE Master Package [image]() The fast pace of private equity demands a certain set of skills, and WSO’s PE Master Package can help you acquire the tools that you need to propel your career forward in the industry. From deal flow to leveraged buyouts, we have more than 250+ video lessons that can help you sharpen your skills as a PE professional. This deal is available for a limited time only. Come learn from industry pros and take your seat at one of the most prestigious firms on the Street. [WSO PE Master Package]() What's Ripe Lululemon Athletica ($LULU) — Somebody forgot to tell $LULU that employees are returning to the office and trading in yoga pants for suit pants. The high-end retailer popped on Friday after a nice Q2 earnings beat. In a time when nearly all its competition is revising down sales estimates for the balance of the year, Lululemon brought theirs up. I guess people that pay over $100 for yoga pants just don’t care that much about inflation. New entrants like Vuori are taking their share in the luxury athletic apparel market, but $LULU’s brand is strong like bull. It gained 6.70% on Friday. Kohl’s ($KSS) — Kohl’s competes in an entirely different market than Lulu—its deal-hunting customer base means slimmer margins. With the death of malls and the rise of e-commerce, it’s been seen as ripe prey for a private equity takeover. That day may be around the corner. PE firm Oak Street Real Estate Capital [recently made an offer]() to get a few billion of Kohl’s real estate off their hands. Investors cheered the news, with $KSS jumping 5.64%. What's Rotten Peloton ($PTON) — Remember when the traditional gym was going to die at the hands of at-home fitness products like Peloton and Mirror? Hasn’t quite worked out that way. Turns out, people would rather pay 20-50 bucks a month to go to the gym rather than a few grand to buy an exercise bike, followed by $40 a month to access relevant classes. Plus, whenever you tell investors that you have so much inventory that you’re just gonna stop making more, it’s not a great sign for growth. Peloton did that this past January and has dropped all the way to half its IPO price. By the end of the day, $PTON had plummeted 8.17%. Opendoor ($OPEN) — SPAC daddy Chamath Palihapitiya made a killing when liquidity was coursing through our economic veins, but companies like $OPEN have cratered since the party ended. Back in Sep 2020, Chamath used proceeds from $IPOB to buy Opendoor for nearly $5bn, betting that it could capture some of the humongous fees associated with buying and selling homes. Unfortunately, that’s harder to do when the housing market turns. It’s sitting on a mountain of inventory that it has had to mark down several times and may continue to drop. $OPEN finished the day down 4.21%. Thought Banana Quietly Quitting the Rat Race — Other than second homes and screwing over Millenials, there’s nothing Boomers love more than lamenting the labor shortage. It’s funny how “market forces” are gospel when CEO pay is hundreds of times that of the median employee, but when labor is in high demand, the market is broken. There’s obviously other factors at play, but isn’t a shortage resolved by… raising prices? There are inflation feedback loops and other issues that can come up, but it doesn’t necessarily imply some structural problem. Talking heads have been fuming about the “quiet quitting” trend lately. Instead of talking about an economic imbalance between supply and demand, it’s “does anyone want to work anymore?” The general theme I’ve gotten is that quiet quitting basically means getting your job done without a modicum of extra effort. That may not be #riseandgrind material, but it doesn’t seem like a crime, either. Clearly, many take it too far. We all know that one coworker who never has his camera on and is definitely playing Fortnite while muted. But still, there’s just something irksome about hearing the likes of billionaire Jamie Dimon whine about current labor trends working against them. Wonder why he’s so adamant about in-person work? His company’s [huge investment in NYC real estate](=) might be juuust a small part of it… All this hand-wringing about remote work and lazy American workers seems like it could be solved with better measures of output. Isn’t the bottom line all that matters? Maybe loosening our grip on the 9-to-5 in favor of what people actually get done could calm everybody down. Collaboration is touchy-feely, but at the end of the day, business owners just want to know that their employees are worth their pay. That’s easier with some jobs than others—I can add up a salesperson’s deals, but how do you grade a therapist? I’m not here to say Boomers are all incompetent and resentful. The state of the US workforce is in absolute chaos right now, and nobody knows the endgame. However, slamming the table and demanding your way or the highway may put a lot of CEOs out of work. Wise Investor Says “The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan.” — John Bogle Happy Investing, Patrick & The Daily Peel Team Was this email forwarded to you? Sign up for the WSO Daily Peel [here](). [ADVERTISE]( // [WSO ALPHA]() // [COURSES]( // [LEGAL]( Don't want The Daily Peel? [Unsubscribe here](. Click to [Unsubscribe]( from ALL WSO content IB Oasis Corp. 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