WSO: "Hedge Fund Is Paradise" - This is the way

[image](=) Hey {NAME}, quick announcement: we just added a new [Venture Capital Bootcamp]() to the calendar for Sat March 19th, starting at 10am et. Have a great day! -Patrick TOP DISCUSSIONS 1) [Hedge Fund Is Paradise](=) - "In fact, you believe that all prospects who biblically refer to PE as 'the promised land' are no different from a herd of sheep ready to get slaughtered by God Almighty himself. Couldn't be you. No, instead, you've spent your time courting with a top-tier hedge fund..." 2) [Hedge Against Fed Interest Rates with Kalshi]( - "Retail investors are pushing for more access to financial markets and opportunities to participate in ways traditionally reserved for large institutions. The team at Kalshi has created an entirely new model for investing in and engaging with what's happening with the world. Get a $10 bonus when you trade 100 contracts." 3) [FT Partners Is Paradise]( - "I honestly don't think I've ever laughed harder while on this site. 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