Be Careful: Your Ice Cream Might Contain Metal Shards

• #toc_item_0 • [Airbnb Just Revealed the Most Wish-Listed Stays in Every State](#toc_item_1) • [Escape the Room](#toc_item_2) • [Let Fat Molly Send You a Box of Brownies](#toc_item_3) • [Let Them Eat Brownies](#toc_item_4) • [Beer, Ben & Jerry’s, and Barrio Bakery](#toc_item_5) • [Vermont Is for Lovers](#toc_item_6) • [A Frozen Pizza Just Like Nonna Used to Make It](#toc_item_7) • [Mangia!](#toc_item_8) • [Beware! Your Weis Ice Cream Might Have Metal in It](#toc_item_9) • [I Scream!](#toc_item_10) *Header 728x90 [] There is reason to believe that Armie Hammer has a cannibalism fetish. Azealia Banks cooked her dead cat. The president can’t use his Twitter anymore. I’m not a licensed clairvoyant, but things are feeling pretty weird lately. I’m doing everything I can to feel normal, but it’s hard not to keep gawking at the outrageous things that are constantly flying around online and in the news, and the more I try to distance myself and have a normal day, the more magnetically pulled I am toward the chaos. Is that just the modern condition? Is this the curse of Big Tech? Is it me? Keep in mind, I do have a very hard time getting out of bed these days, but I am sure it is NOT depression, it is a love of comfort. In a world that feels doomed to entropy, like a self-driving car someone forgot to program, we can all find solace in the Thrillist newsletter. Here, you don’t have to think about what’s going on in the world. You can pretend that “Armie Hammer,” “Azealia Banks,” and “Donald Trump” are just strange, improbable words without definition. Here, you can bask in the sunshine of today’s top stories, which touch on such beloved topics as the most-coveted Airbnbs in every state, brownies delivered, frozen pizza, Vermont, and ice cream (the ice cream story has a bit of a dark twist, but I’ll let you find that one out for yourselves). How can I help myself do a full-system reboot today? I need to unlearn all the dreck that’s been sullying my aura. We’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden, pronto. I need a full-on lobotomy! Wait, no, that’s not quite right. I’ll get back to you on this one. [-Ned Riseley, Newsletter Contributor]( [ [( news [] [Airbnb Just Revealed the Most Wish-Listed Stays in Every State]( This article has a list of the most desirable Airbnbs in every state. There are geodesic domes, tiny houses, treehouses, houseboats, A-frames… the works! I know you’re desperate to get out of your house. I can see you now, crawling toward your refrigerator again, like you’re in a made-for-TV adaptation of The Yellow Wallpaper, and I just have to say, “You can always go live in a houseboat in South Carolina if you get really desperate.” There are options. Be sure to ask for help, okay? [] [Escape the Room]( [( *Sponsored Ads List [( shopping [] [Let Fat Molly Send You a Box of Brownies]( Goldbelly has some astonishing brownie hook-ups for you hungry demons. These look so dangerous. If I ordered any of these gift boxes, I would have to get someone to lock them in a safe and withhold the combination from me, lest I ate them all like a greedy little [Bruce Bogtrotter](!!! But this isn’t about me. It’s about you, and you deserve all these different varieties of brownies. And likely have better self control than I do. There are brownies from Fat Molly’s and from Jars by Dani. A brownie for every day of the week. [] [Let Them Eat Brownies]( [( [( travel [] [Beer, Ben & Jerry’s, and Barrio Bakery]( These are just some of the wonderful things you can do in downtown Burlington, Vermont. By Vermont standards, it’s a booming metropolis, which means that it feels like something out of a Thornton Wilder play, and I can’t think of anything more appealing right now than dissociating and pretending you’re an ensemble member in Our Town. Make your life into a farm-to-table craft beer fantasy or hit the slopes like a proper ski bunny, the sky’s the limit! Who knows, you might even see Bernie Sanders himself riding a moose through downtown with a big cone of Phish Food. [] [Vermont Is for Lovers]( [( [( food & drink [] [A Frozen Pizza Just Like Nonna Used to Make It]( When I’m not making a rigorous home-cooked meal of Annie’s Shells & White Cheddar, I like to get in touch with my Italian roots, and make something authentic, like a frozen pizza. I’m sure you’re familiar with the concept. Luckily I have this list of some of the best Thrillist-approved frozen pizzas to keep me going. And I have even better news: DiGiorno made the list. Sometimes a frozen pizza is better than anything else you could hope to make. Take it from one who knows. [] [Mangia!]( [( *720x300 Ad Banner [( news [] [Beware! Your Weis Ice Cream Might Have Metal in It]( I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but more than 11,000 containers of Weis ice cream have been recalled due to metal shards being found in them… bit of a buzzkill to say the least. I doubt you want to eat “extraneous metal, specifically metal filling equipment parts.” I’m afraid your abject Bridget Jones ice cream party-for-one will have to wait until you’ve picked up some metal-free Häagen-Dazs. Or, to put the optimist’s spin on things: If you’re into metal in your food, today is your LUCKY DAY!!! [] [I Scream!]( [( *Footer 728x90 Thrillist Editorial - Favorable reviews cannot be bought. 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