Arkansas Will Pay You to Live There

• [Arkansas Will Pay You to Live There](#toc_item_0) • [Arkansas Here I Come](#toc_item_1) • [Sourdough Is Out, Hawaiian Sweet Rolls Are in](#toc_item_2) • [Sweet Roll Time](#toc_item_3) • [CBD Baths](#toc_item_4) • [OMG CBD](#toc_item_5) • [It’s the Perfect Time to Travel!](#toc_item_6) • [Check it Out](#toc_item_7) • [RSVP](#toc_item_8) *Header 728x90 [] Are you guys having a crazy week like I am? I had one glass of wine two nights ago and watched about five episodes of television, just recklessly switching between comedy and drama (such is life...). Last night, I got takeout and looked out the window at the leaves trembling in the wind. I’m a crazy party animal these days, just doing what I can to stop the spread and get turnt along the way. Sometimes I order things on Ebay out of boredom and then completely forget what I ordered until they arrive at my doorstep. This morning, before I’d even had my coffee, I ordered a poster from the 1976 Montreal Olympics that has a silhouette of a beaver on it. Why? I couldn’t tell you, but it’s going right up on the mantle. This is your time! Embrace the little things—Make a cup of tea! Listen to one of your favorite songs from high school! Buy a poster with a beaver on it for $8! Or...as Thrillist would recommend, move to Arkansas! The state will pay you and give you a bike. Once you’re there, you can use a Thrillist article to learn how to make Hawaiian Sweet Rolls...and put some CBD in your tub for a bath hack...and get some travel tips. I tried to thread together all of the different headlines into a narrative today...which might be my new approach (please bear with me). I’m sure a lot of you are wondering what this evening has in store for me. It’s another wild and glamorous day. I imagine I’ll take my morning shower around 5 PM, then scroll through Twitter until something makes me so angry it motivates me to make dinner, then stare at the chicken while it defrosts, then seven episodes of The Crown (which I maintain is one of the most fascinating boring shows in the world). See you tomorrow, [-Ned Riseley, Newsletter Contributor]( [ [( news [] [Arkansas Will Pay You to Live There]( That’s right, the state of Arkansas is offering $10,000 and a mountain bike to anyone who moves there. That’s pretty enticing, honestly. I just finished watching all of Ozark, so I am a little wary of the Ozarks, but I’m also told that that is a pretty inaccurate portrait of the region. Plus, that takes place in Missouri, and if I did this I wouldn’t be moving to the Ozarks to help launder money for a Mexican drug cartel (Never say never, though!) Northwest Arkansas honestly sounds pretty dope. Arkansas is all about quartz, spinach, and folk music, all of which I love unreservedly. Damn, Thrillist has convinced me to move somewhere again. [] [Arkansas Here I Come]( [( [( food & drink [] [Sourdough Is Out, Hawaiian Sweet Rolls Are in]( It’s time to learn how to make a Hawaiian sweet roll. You’ve done really well with your other quarantine baking prompts and now it’s time to grow up and make a sweet roll, okay? We believe in you. We want you to have this. You have what it takes. You’ve been patient and now you’re getting your chance. Don’t blow it, this is a big deal. I’m off to buy yeast, I wish you the best. [] [Sweet Roll Time]( [( *Sponsored Ads List [( shopping [] [CBD Baths]( At the beginning of the year, during the first quarantine, I was, admittedly, taking a lot of baths. In fact, baths were one of my main activities to break up the day. I would take tea baths, salt baths, apple cider vinegar baths...anything to make me feel like I was being healthy. And I’m saying this as someone who has also spent years smoking cigarettes and orders greasy takeout more than I would care to admit. It’s all about that high-low balance, though, right? (Don’t smoke) Well, now the CBD people are insisting I take a CBD bath, and just in time for stricter quarantine measures returning. This is a list of a number of CBD products, including snacks, bath bombs, hair masks. You can be absolutely driiipping in CBD in no time. [] [OMG CBD]( [( [( travel [] [It’s the Perfect Time to Travel!]( Just kidding. It’s really not. Please don’t tell Andrew Cuomo I said that. I can’t afford a legal battle with the Cuomos right now. THAT HAVING BEEN SAID, Thrillist is committed to helping you FANTASIZE and LEARN about what kind of traveling is okay right now. Think of it as a flirty game, and hey, maybe it is time to move somewhere whacky for a bit! Grab a flask of whisky and move to a cabin in the woods! Go to Florida and start growing orchids! Move to the Caribbean! 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