Please Don’t Go to Salem This Year! 🕸

• [The Bermuda Triangle of the West](#toc_item_0) • [Show Me the UFOs](#toc_item_1) • [Salem, Massachusetts is Closed](#toc_item_2) • [Son of a Witch](#toc_item_3) • [NASA Wants to Debunk Your Weird Uncle’s Theories About the Moon Landing](#toc_item_4) • [That Can’t Be Right](#toc_item_5) • [Bring Me Your Best Brewski](#toc_item_6) • [Show Me the Beer](#toc_item_7) • [This Meat is On Sale](#toc_item_8) • [Meat and Greet](#toc_item_9) *Header 728x90 [] Well! Another day in this accursed year! Just kidding, I’m thriving, aren’t you? This morning I bought myself a croissant, walked it around the neighborhood, and washed it down with a cigarette (do not try this at home!)—I’m living that Emily in Paris lifestyle. I wonder what kind of chicken I’ll make tonight, and what murder show I’ll watch. If anyone has any ideas on how to make your home life feel more like you’re traveling, please don’t hesitate to get in touch. Right now, I’m thinking of filling my shower with sand and pretending I’m at a Sandals Resort. I think later I’ll light some candles, crawl into one of the cupboards in the kitchen, and say I’m spelunking. The imagination can take us anywhere. Stimulate that imagination with today’s Thrillist. We have an article about how NASA wants to debunk some of your favorite conspiracy theories, an article about a UFO hotspot in Colorado, a list of reasons why you shouldn’t go to Salem, Massachusetts this year, a list of the best breweries and beers, and some discount meat. Hell yeah, my friend! Let Thrillist light up your life! Yours, [-Ned Riseley, Newsletter Contributor]( [ [( travel [] [The Bermuda Triangle of the West]( Crestone, Colorado is a vortex, many claim. I love vortexes. One time I visited a vortex in Sedona with my family when I was like 11, and everyone got in a fight with each other, so I believe in the power of vortexes! Crestone claims to be a center for some pretty wild energies...whether it be sacred spirits or UFOs. Not to mention, it’s gorgeous. Gorgeous and woo-woo? Sign me up. It attracts a beautiful amalgam of different far-out groups...hippies...bikers...monks...it seems like the kind of place I’d want to burn some incense and dust off my pan flutes. [] [Show Me the UFOs]( [( [( news [] [Salem, Massachusetts is Closed]( People love to go to Salem for Halloween because it’s a place where a lot of “witches” were killed once upon a time. This year, you’re gonna have to find your witchery somewhere else, because the town is closed for Halloween festivities because of...you guessed it, COVID. Guess you weirdos are gonna have to wear your witch robes and conjure Black Philip in Illinois, instead! I’ll come, and I’ll bring my cauldron and the blood of an unbaptised child. [] [Son of a Witch]( [( [( news [] [NASA Wants to Debunk Your Weird Uncle’s Theories About the Moon Landing]( Who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory? The earth is flat...Chemtrails...Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself...Justin Bieber is actually something that was developed in a lab at Harvard to hypnotize people into buying jeans and attending “cool church.” Okay, that last one I made up, but you kind of bought it, right? Well, NASA is doing a new thing where they debunk all of your favorite conspiracy theories. Who better to get the last word on some of this stuff? Although, I don’t know how helpful NASA will be when it comes to revealing the origins of Justin Bieber… [] [That Can’t Be Right]( [( *Sponsored Ads List [( news [] [Bring Me Your Best Brewski]( We have some of the top-rated breweries and beers of 2020, and this should be a particularly good list, since everyone has a lot more time to stay at home and try the different varieties. There’s a beer called “Pliny the Elder,” which is incredible in and of itself. There’s also a “breakfast stout,” which alludes to a whole lifestyle that is foreign to me. If you are drinking stout at breakfast, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. That is insane. You are insane, beautiful, and wild. An untameable free spirit, and we applaud you. [] [Show Me the Beer]( [( *720x300 Ad Banner [( shopping [] [This Meat is On Sale]( It’s as simple as that. This is some discount meat. And we’re talking high-quality meat. We’re talkin’ grass-fed. We’re talking farm-raised. FarmFoods is the place, and there’s a special code you can put in for the deals. I don’t know about you, but I always feel better when the meat larder is full, so this is a very appealing development in my life. [] [Meat and Greet]( [( *Footer 728x90 Thrillist Editorial - Favorable reviews cannot be bought. Read our [Terms & Conditions](, [Privacy Policy]( Delivered by Thrillist.com, 568 Broadway, Suite 507, New York, NY 10012 [212.966.2263]( Sent to {EMAIL}. Add themove@newsletter.thrillist.com to your safe-sender list so our emails get to your inbox. [View On The Web]( [Content Settings]( [Unsubscribe](