Persuasion 101 for Fun and Profit

Pigs get fat. Hogs get slaughtered. July 19, 2021 [UNSUBSCRIBE]( | [WEBSITE]( [Altucher Confidential] [Warning] Do you enjoy receiving Altucher Confidential? Please [Click Here Now]( so we know to continue sending you Altucher Confidential for free! “Pigs get fat. Hogs get slaughtered.” [Email Masthead] Persuasion 101 for Fun and Profit By James Altucher External Advertisement [Vanguard: “This Will Be #1 Investment of 2020s”]( [Blueprint]( wasn’t reported in the mainstream media... 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I knew nothing about mental health. How to run a mental health facility (for dummies): The key is beds. Everyone needs a bed. Buy a lot of beds. You buy an abandoned hotel. You get it licensed so that the state government sends over teenage drug addicts to sleep in your beds. The more beds, the more teenage kids they send over. There is an endless supply of teenage drug addicts. It cost us $30 a night to maintain a bed. We charged the government $150 a night. Buy another abandoned hotel. Repeat. How do you get the licensing? Donate a lot of money to people running for governor. You will get very busy. Buy more beds. Save more lives. We called 40 companies that could be buyers. Six of them wanted followup calls. Three companies came over to have meetings. One company made an offer. A big hospital chain that had lots of beds but wanted more. Beds = $$$. $41 million in cash. Hooray! “I changed my mind. I don’t want to sell,” the CEO told me a week later. “If we’re worth $41 million now, we’ll be worth $60 million next year.” He was smoking his own crack. “You were worth $10 million just two months ago! I got you the $41 million.” “I don’t want to sell,” he said. Best Ways to Earn Extra Money in 2021 [Man with cash]( to make some extra money? Today it’s easier than ever. Biden’s record-breaking $6 trillion budget proposes to pump more government money into the U.S. economy than at any time since World War II. Will you be ready to grab some of it as it trickles down? Big societal shifts during the past year mean new opportunities abound. But only to those in the know. [Here’s what you need to know.]( Pigs get fat. Hogs get slaughtered. I called his wife, who was very beautiful and 20 years younger than the CEO and worked for the company. “What did you do today at work?” She said, “A patient got upset and so she shat on the floor and then, with her hands, spread it all over the walls. I had to clean it.” “You cleaned shit off walls?” “All day,” she said. “What if that same girl killed herself?” “We’d probably go out of business. The state wouldn’t send us over any patients until they had done a year-long investigation.” “Do you know your husband doesn’t want to sell for $41 million anymore? You have zero in the bank right now and you clean shit off walls. He wants to wait a year. You could be cleaning shit off the walls for a long time,” I said and got off the phone. She had work to do. An hour later the husband called back. “We’ll take it.” Fast forward a month: We were in a lawyer’s conference room. We all were just sitting there joking around but everyone was nervous. The CEO kept reloading his bank account info on the computer. “There it is,” he said. He had $0 a few seconds earlier. Now he had $41 million cash. Everyone laughed and high-fived. He may or may not have written me a check. In the next few months, the new company fired him and closed down the company. Teenage addicts went to other beds. As for me, I lost touch with the CEO and his wife. I may or may not have lost all the money a few months later. I was busy getting shit done. Sincerely, [James Altucher] James Altucher 5G: Buyers Remorse [Buyer's Remorse]( people with 5G phones are facing the harsh truth - their phones aren’t receiving 5G signals consistently… and keep slipping back to 4G. The good news is there is a breakthrough new technology that will work with 5G phones, 4G phones, and even outdated 3G phones. And it has advantages that 5G can never have. 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