Fecal Matter and Zen Will Make You Better

She rented real estate in my brain. I hate it. July 01, 2021 [UNSUBSCRIBE]( | [WEBSITE]( [Altucher Confidential] [Warning] Do you enjoy receiving Altucher Confidential? Please [Click Here Now]( so we know to continue sending you Altucher Confidential for free! “She rented real estate in my brain. I hate it.” [Email Masthead] Fecal Matter and Zen Will Make You Better By James Altucher External Advertisement NOW LIVE: Teeka’s Best Free Crypto Pick EVER? 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She was DONE with me. I was surprised. I didn't understand. She gave a list of reasons. I felt defensive. I felt it was all wrong. She didn't get anything right! I wanted to respond. But I didn't. I don't know if I should've responded. You know, "to set the record straight!" Or "to prove her wrong!" I didn't respond. I have to take ownership of my feelings. Not correct anyone else's. That's what I told myself. But I think about it almost every day. I carry it with me. She rented real estate in my brain. I hate it. HATE. IT. It's like sick fecal matter that's been transplanted into my brain. Her bacteria has spread through my brain. I want to flush it out. I want to sh*t. --- This Zen story helps: Two Zen masters come to a pond. They want to cross it. A "lady of the night" is also there. She wants to cross it. The older Zen master says, "Hey, I will carry you on my back." The lady hops onto his back. All three wade across the pond. At the other side of the pond the older Zen master puts her down and she goes on her way. Check. Check. Check. Passed all tests. [Prototype]( is a blueprint of a prototype designed by a group of engineers at Washington. The prototype was recently put to test and it “Passed all Tests”. The engineers say it can deliver speeds never seen before in a gadget of its size More importantly, it can help deliver a small fortune to early investors. The prototype is just one small part of [a massive project]( will disrupt a $2 trillion industry. As the project is spearheaded by the world’s second-richest man... billions of dollars are being pumped into it. To see how this project could help turn your nest egg into a small fortune [Click here.]( The younger Zen monk is shocked. SHOCKED! Isn't it a sin to carry around a woman like that? He keeps thinking about it and thinking about it while they silently go down the road. Finally, an hour or so later, he speaks up. "Why did you carry that prostitute on your back? It's against everything we stand for." The older Zen master looked at him for a moment and said, "I put her down hours ago. Why are you still carrying her?" --- Step 1: Be aware of what you are carrying. Right now! The world is hard enough. We don't need extra weight. Step 2: Put it down. Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 as much as possible. Step 4: Do more research into this fecal matter thing. Maybe if I transplant the fecal matter of someone handsome and charismatic, it could make a real difference in my life. #ZenStories #ScienceThatMatters --- She told someone who told someone who told someone. Now I have several people on my back. And who knows who else? Who else did she say things to? I think about it. --- Put it down. Sincerely, [James Altucher] James Altucher Urgent Warning: America’s Death Spiral we needed to trigger an epic financial meltdown was a pin to pop this massive debt bubble. 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