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âTwas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a heater was stirring, not even the [Lasko 754200 thatâs been our pick for five consecutive years]( due to an unbeatable combination of price and performance,
The comfortable and durable [Darn Tough Light Micro Crew hikerâs socks]( were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in the [Leesa mattresses we found were best for side- and stomach-sleepers]( after months of testing more than 40 models,
While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads;
And Ma in her kerchief, and I on my [Sunbeam Premium Quilted Heated Mattress Pad](
Had just settled down for a long winterâs nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed confident my [Nest Cam Outdoor security cameraâs 1080p video footage]( could tell the difference between an actual person and just some random moving object to show me exactly what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the [Sebastian Insulated Total Blackout Window Curtains]( and threw up the sash.
You can probably guess who was out on the snow
(In this poem that gets worse the longer we go),
It was that jolly old man you might know as St. Nick,
With a sleigh full of fantastic Wirecutter picks.
His eyesâhow they twinkled! How merry his dimples!
And all the stuff that he brought had made shopping so simple!
"NOW, [ROUTER]( NOW, [SLIPPERS]( NOW, [AIR PURIFIER](
ON, [BLENDER]( ON, [BUDGET GAMING LAPTOP]( ON, [HUMIDIFIER](
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
âCHRISTMAS IS MORE ABOUT SPENDING TIME WITH LOVED ONES THAN ACQUIRING MATERIAL POSSESSIONS, BUT SINCE THOSE PEOPLE ALSO EXPECT YOU TO BRING THEM THINGS, WE AT WIRECUTTER WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR TRUSTING US TO MAKE THOSE BUYING DECISIONS EASY AND SATISFYING FOR YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY THIS YEARâAND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!â
âWritten by senior editor Harry Sawyers on behalf of the Wirecutter staff, December 2017
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