Nice Guys Finish Last: Door Man Gets Fired for Being too Nice, Gang of Gun-Toting Seniors Arrested in Italy Retirement Home Offers Free Rent in Exchange for Interaction With the Elderly, Th ou Shalt Not Steal: Man “Steals” Jesus Tattoo

  These are your Ugly Minute distractions for the day. Remember - its a better day if its UGLY!  [Too Intense for You]( Ever heard of a doorman getting sacked for being too nice? Neither did we! [Click here to read the saga of Ralph, the friendliest door guardian ever, and how he got the boot for spreading smiles instead of sternness!](   [Too Intense for You]( Grandpas on a crime spree in Italy? Move over, Ocean's Eleven – meet the Geri-atric Gang! [Click now to unveil the hilarious antics of these golden-ager robbers who traded walkers for lock breakers. You won't believe how they pulled off heists without misplacing their dentures!](   [Too Intense for You]( Dutch retirement home plays matchmaker, pairing students seeking free rent with seniors craving company. It's a sitcom waiting to happen—'Golden Girls and Dorm Dwellers.' [Click now for the heartwarming saga of grandmas, grandpas, and gap years!](   [Too Intense for You]( Meet the holy roller who turned a sacred tattoo session into a divine dine-and-dash. Not only did he get a free Jesus ink, but he also swiped £1,000 from the till! [Click now for the heavenly heist that has both saints and scammers shaking their heads!]( Sent to: {EMAIL} [Unsubscribe]( The Ugly Minute, 601 S Federal Hwy, Boca Raton, FL 33432, United States