Daily Skimm: I’m laughing, just not externally

Skimm'd while [subscribing to our picks]( MARCH 25, 2020 [READ IN BROWSER]( [theSkimm]( [SkimmPicks]( [SIGN UP]( Skimm'd while [subscribing to our picks]( --------------------------------------------------------------- QUOTE OF THE DAY "Hands like bananas" – [CNN anchor Chris Cuomo](, on why his brother NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) isn't the best at basketball. The brotherly banter we all needed. mailto:?body=Cuomo%20v%20Cuomo%2C%20continued%20%23SkimmLife%0A3Fjumpto%3Djumpto-quote-of-the-day%26type%3Demailurl%26r%3D8c6ba2b1%26utm_source%3Demail%26utm_medium%3Ddsshare TIME TO RALLY The Story The US could become the [new epicenter]( of the coronavirus pandemic. Says who? [The World Health Organization](. There are now more than 50,000 confirmed infections in the US. More than 700 people have died, 163 of whom reportedly died yesterday. Things are especially bad in New York. Why NY? [Lots of people, very close together](. The state has half of all confirmed US cases: more than 25,000. And the number of infections is doubling [every three days](. The outbreak there is expected to hit its peak in two or three weeks. Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) is begging the federal gov to help it get a minimum of 30,000 ventilators, ASAP. Where's the federal gov on that? Sending 4,000 ventilators. Out of the 12,700 it has on hand. Cuomo says it's not enough – and wants the Trump admin to require companies to start making more using the [Defense Production Act](. But the admin is reluctant to force companies' hands. Meanwhile, President Trump is considering easing coronavirus restrictions soon to save the economy. He says he wants the country "opened up" by Easter, aka April 12. But health experts and lawmakers warn that easing restrictions too soon could be disastrous for both the health care system and the US economy. Speaking of, when is help coming for struggling Americans? Sooner rather than later. Lawmakers and the Trump admin [reached a deal]( early this morning on a nearly $2 trillion stimulus package. The full details have yet to be released but would include things like: hundreds of billions of dollars to companies, a boost for unemployment insurance, and $1,200 checks to most Americans (with more money for families). Congress still needs to approve the package, but Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) says the Senate plans to vote on the bill later today. theSkimm Weeks ago, many saw COVID-19 as a problem happening far away. Now, New York has more cases per person than Italy...and it hasn't even reached the peak of its outbreak. The time to [flatten the curve]( is now. mailto:?body=The%20US%20could%20become%20the%20new%20coronavirus%20epicenter%20%23SkimmLife%0A3Fjumpto%3Djumpto-9362121%26type%3Demailurl%26r%3D8c6ba2b1%26utm_source%3Demail%26utm_medium%3Ddsshare INDIA Almost a [fifth of the world's population]( is on lockdown. Yesterday, India's PM Narendra Modi ordered the country's 1.3 billion people to stay at home for at least 21 days. It's the world's largest lockdown, and brings the fifth biggest economy to a near standstill. Essential services like grocery stores, banks, and pharmacies can remain open. But virtually everything else is closed. It comes as the government has 500 confirmed infections across the country, though it's believed a lack of widespread testing explains the low numbers. [One key question](: how the government will enforce social distancing in a country with densely packed cities. 300 million Indians live below the poverty line, many living in slums and with lack of access to clean water. The government is working on a financial relief package. And says the move is necessary to avoid setting the country back decades. mailto:?body=India%27s%20launched%20the%20world%27s%20biggest%20lockdown%20%23SkimmLife%0A3Fjumpto%3Djumpto-9362617%26type%3Demailurl%26r%3D8c6ba2b1%26utm_source%3Demail%26utm_medium%3Ddsshare AND ALSO...THIS What some states are trying to enforce... [Abortion bans](. Texas and Ohio have ordered most abortions to be considered nonessential surgeries. Meaning, they have to be postponed until the coronavirus pandemic is over. The reason: officials in both states say they need to preserve PPE (personal protective equipment) for health care workers and make space for coronavirus patients. But the bans were condemned by abortion activists, who've accused state leaders of using the coronavirus pandemic to push forward their own political agendas. - [What happens next](: Abortions necessary to save the life of the mother will reportedly still be allowed. In Texas, anyone who doesn't follow the order could see a fine up to $1,000 or face 180 days in jail. mailto:?body=Texas%20and%20Ohio%20are%20raising%20flags%20%23SkimmLife%0A3Fjumpto%3Djumpto-9361033%26type%3Demailurl%26r%3D8c6ba2b1%26utm_source%3Demail%26utm_medium%3Ddsshare --------------------------------------------------------------- What's trying to help with blood donation shortages... [GLAAD](. The LGBTQ+ advocacy org launched a petition to lift some restrictions on blood donations from gay and bisexual men to help with the nationwide blood shortage. Last week, the American Red Cross said it had received 86,000 fewer blood donations after thousands of blood drives were canceled. But since 2015, the FDA has had restrictions in place for gay and bisexual men who want to donate blood (think: they can't have sexual contact with other men for 12 months before donating). GLAAD says the policy is "antiquated" and "absurd." The FDA reportedly said its guidelines have "not changed" and that it'll continue to assess as the coronavirus pandemic continues. mailto:?body=GLAAD%20is%20calling%20on%20the%20FDA%20to%20make%20some%20changes%20%23SkimmLife%0A3Fjumpto%3Djumpto-9361231%26type%3Demailurl%26r%3D8c6ba2b1%26utm_source%3Demail%26utm_medium%3Ddsshare --------------------------------------------------------------- Where people more fit than us will not be headed... [Japan](. Yesterday, the International Olympic Committee said it's delaying the Summer Olympics in Tokyo until next year. Because of, you guessed it, the coronavirus. It's the fourth time since the modern Olympics in 1896 that the games aren't taking place as planned – they were canceled once during WWI and twice during WWII. And it's the [first time]( the Olympics have ever been postponed. The decision is expected to take an economic hit on Japan, reportedly shrinking the country's GDP by 1.5%. But IOC leaders hope the future date will "stand as a beacon of hope to the world during these troubled times." mailto:?body=The%20coronavirus%20has%20no%20shame%20%23SkimmLife%0A3Fjumpto%3Djumpto-9361443%26type%3Demailurl%26r%3D8c6ba2b1%26utm_source%3Demail%26utm_medium%3Ddsshare --------------------------------------------------------------- While Netflix will test out [its experiment]( again... [This couple]( is proving love knows no bounds. mailto:?body=Love%20is%20in%20the%20air%20%23SkimmLife%0A3Fjumpto%3Djumpto-9361669%26type%3Demailurl%26r%3D8c6ba2b1%26utm_source%3Demail%26utm_medium%3Ddsshare SKIMM MONEY Forget TP. Hoarding three to six months' worth of take-home pay is a lot more helpful in times like these. That's why we're rolling out [some ideas to help you save more right now](. Oh, and there are more money guides where that came from. [Sign up here to see them in one place](. PRESS PAUSE The COVID-19 pandemic is affecting us all in different ways. No matter your situation, sometimes you just need to press pause. Enter: our picks to help you take a break… 1. Livestreams of [puppies](. Or [pandas](. Or the [northern lights](. Or [farm animals](. Click, stream, zen, repeat. 2. Flexibility, but make it WFH. [This guide]( will have you doing splits in a week. Breathe, stretch, shake, let it go. 3. [This list of recipes](. All made from pantry staples. Cook, eat, freeze, *chef's kiss.* PS: Want more? [Sign up]( for our weekly SkimmPicks email that will give you more recs to add to your queue. SKIMM PICKS For when you actually put on jeans this morning… You deserve some credit. Speaking of: The Ascent recommends [this credit card]( for its 0% interest for the first 14 months. Aka you can avoid interest on new purchases. So you can add to cart with confidence. [Check it out](.* For when you want to feel your best... Level up your wellness routine. [This company]( makes daily supplements (think: Multi-Vitamin, Pre + Probiotic) that are vegan and gluten-free. And no artificial preservatives. So you can feel good about, well, feeling good. [Check it out](.* For when you're looking for an extra boost… Get a ladder. Or try [these energy bars](. They pack as much caffeine as a shot of espresso. Plus they come in flavors like Coconut Chai and new Vanilla Latte. Skimm'rs get a four bar free trial. Just pay shipping. [Taste it](.* For when your home office is a mess… Get [this app](. It connects you with top cleaning professionals in your area. They'll come to the rescue when you're ready to book. Psst...Skimm'rs get 50% off their first cleaning. [Sweep dreams](.* *PS: This is a sponsored post. Terms apply. SKIMM'RS In times like these, community matters more than ever. Send a shoutout in the link below to the people you're missing while social distancing. Or let us know how you (or someone you know) is making an impact by helping others. Runbelievable...Becky H (CA). Last weekend, she decided to run a 26.2 mile marathon on her own after the real event was postponed due to the coronavirus. Her neighbor made her a medal and shirt so she could feel special at the finish line. Raising dough with...Ty M (IN). He's created MuncieTips, a website where service workers who've been impacted by restaurant and bar closures can post about their situation and how people can help. Learn more [here.]( (Some) Birthdays...Harrison Bergman (FL), Sheetal Pandya (CA), Samantha Cohen (NY), Gloria Ramirez (WI), Elizabeth Galbavy (FL), Rowan Metzner (CA), Rachel Zuckerman (NY), Laura Siegrist (IL), Anna Lehner (IL), Karen Bate (VA), Stephanie Puglisi (NJ), Daley Henson (AL), Marisa Liles (TX), Samantha Nowak (OH), Jesse Sutherland (MI), Erika DeVriendt (IL) *Paging all members of theSkimm. [Reach out here]( for a chance to be featured. SKIMM SHARE Skimm HQ is eating all of its quarantine snacks. Share theSkimm with your friend who's got more self-control. [Share]( Or use this referral link [theskimm.com/?r=8c6ba2b1]( --------------------------------------------------------------- Skimm'd something we missed? [skimmthis@theSkimm.com](mailto:skimmthis@theskimm.com) Issues? [help@theSkimm.com](mailto:help@theskimm.com) Copyright (c) 2020 theSkimm, All rights reserved. Our mailing address is: theSkimm Inc. 50 West 23rd Street, Suite 5B New York, NY, 10010, United States [See our full sponsor agreement]( [Unsubscribe]( [Unsubscribe](