Cunningly camouflaged cable routed around WAN-sized hole in project budget [Mon Jun 5 2023]

Hi {NAME}, Daily Headlines - 5 June 2023 ***************************************************************** Cunningly camouflaged cable routed around WAN-sized hole in project budget Leaf and spine networks aren't the only way to make a connection with nature ***************************************************************** Off-Prem * Google shows cloud customers it's happy to have an open relationship You can play the field and Chocolate Factory won't throw your stuff out On-Prem * Elon Musk hit with insider trading claims over his Dogecoin crypto-hype Claim: Billionaire banked big bread boosting bizarro-bucks * Has Amazon found the ultimate lock-in? Cheap cellphone service for Prime Web giant downplays rumors of deals with carriers * Twitter loses second head of Trust and Safety under Musk And here we thought being lead moderator for Elon would be fun * Starlink bags US defense contract to keep war-torn Ukraine connected And poor Elon gets a break from subsidies * Meta tells staff to return to office three days a week 'Engineers perform better in person' says Zuckerberg. Hang on, aren't you the defender of the Metaverse? * Laid-off 60-year-old Kyndryl exec says he was told IT giant wanted 'new blood' As spinoff quietly erases claim that average age in mainframe group was 35 * Cunningly camouflaged cable routed around WAN-sized hole in project budget Leaf and spine networks aren't the only way to make a connection with nature * What supply chain crisis? Supermicro lifts rack-scale system production CEO Charles Liang and Nvidia's Jensen Huang did the 'locals made good' thing and the crowd loved it Security * Uncle Sam wants DEF CON hackers to pwn this Moonlighter satellite in space 'World's first and only' orbiting infosec playpen due to blast off Sunday * Malaysia goes its own Huawei, won't ban Chinese vendor from 5G network Country to have two networks as first buildout falls behind schedule * This malicious PyPI package mixed source and compiled code to dodge detection Oh cool, something else to scan for * You might have been phished by the gang that stole North Korea’s lousy rocket tech US, South Korea, warn 'Kimsuky' is a very sophisticated social engineer * Millions of Gigabyte PC motherboards backdoored? What's the actual score? It's the 2020s and we're still running code automatically fetched over HTTP Software * This typo sparked a Microsoft Azure outage Errant code fix deleted entire servers rather than snapshots of database * Microsoft Windows latest: Cortana app out, adverts in Get Help? Yes, we highly recommend it, Redmond * Buckle up for meetings on the road as Cisco brings Webex to Audi autos Have you considered taking up cycling? * Software rollout failure led to Devon & Cornwall cops recording zero crime for 3 months It’s not a crime if you don’t have a record * US Air Force AI drone 'killed operator, attacked comms towers in simulation' Did ML-powered fighter actually go HAL 9000 to rack up points? Who knows Offbeat * China EV market share hits 27 percent as tax breaks extended PLUS: Indonesia's digital success under the radar; Singapore picks Google AI; India claims streaming record * This ain't Boeing very well: Starliner's first crewed flight canceled yet again Flammable tape and unreliable parachutes ground craft this time around * Microsoft stashes nearly half a billion in case LinkedIn data drama hits Irish regulators sniffing around Facebook-for-suits subsidiary have threatened fine * Bookings open for first all-electric flights around Scandinavia … in 2028 You'll need to be fast to score one of 30 tickets for planes that don't go very far ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This email was sent to {EMAIL} You can update your preferences here: or unsubscribe from this list: Situation Publishing Ltd, 315 Montgomery Street, 9th & 10th Floors, San Francisco, CA 94104, USA The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2023 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. Find our Privacy Policy here: