Gone in 120 seconds: Tesla Model 3 child's play for hackers [Tue Mar 28 2023]

Hi {NAME}, Daily Headlines - 28 March 2023 ***************************************************************** Gone in 120 seconds: Tesla Model 3 child's play for hackers Plus OIG finds Uncle Sam fibbed over Login.gov ***************************************************************** Off-Prem * Outage rates fall, but major ones will cost more. Oh and don't bank on SLAs Not what cost-cutting companies want to hear right now. Maybe they should hang onto those engineers? * Activist investor Elliott holds off board-level influence at Salesforce Benioff gets a pat on the head and an undefined reprieve On-Prem * Publishers land killer punch on Internet Archive in book copyright court battle Dot-org vows to appeal after judge decides digitizing printed titles and lending them out isn't fair use * Fresh models of Framework modular laptops in the works What to expect? 16 inch model, a desktop case, and both Intel and AMD variants * OneWeb lofts last batch of satellites to enable global internet service Mission accomplished? Meanwhile Musk's Starlink's V2 sats experience de-orbit-worthy 'issues' * Botched migration resulted in a great deal: One for the price of two Moving premises can have all manner of hidden traps. Here's one to watch for Security * Lawyers cough up $200k after health data stolen in Microsoft Exchange pillaging In addition to $100k given to LockBit * Gone in 120 seconds: Tesla Model 3 child's play for hackers Plus OIG finds Uncle Sam fibbed over Login.gov * China crisis is a TikToking time bomb ByteDance with the devil if you dare Software * Europol warns ChatGPT already helping folks commit crimes There is no honor among chatbots * Amtrak back on track after server breakdown forces dozens of cancellations Sounds like some IT teams are due for some training * Google's claims of super-human AI chip layout back under the microscope Nature probes published research as it emerges journal paper allegedly used to entice $120m cloud deal * Google says it did not train its AI chatbot Bard on your private emails ALSO: Web traffic to Microsoft Bing up 15.8 per cent since launch of GPT-4 bot, and more Special Features * When it comes to database security it's down to people, not tech fixes, to save the day Get your staff and processes lined up and ready to go * Watch for schema design in graph database rollout, business user warns Hardware configuration also important to get query times down, says global research publisher Offbeat * Is Neuralink ready for human brain implants? Allegedly so We're sure Elon will be first in line as a test subject * India-based cybergang busted for selling fake KFC franchises It's finger-licking.... what happened to my $$$? * The most bizarre online replacement items in your delivered shopping? A consumer campaign group's food hall of shame: sticky tape instead of loo rolls, dog chews for chicken breasts * No 'decoupling' here: Apple, Samsung, and Qualcomm sing China's praises First big government expo since COVID sees CEOs galore jet in * France bans all recreational apps – including TikTok – from government devices Meanwhile the US contemplates drastic action ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This email was sent to {EMAIL} You can update your preferences here: or unsubscribe from this list: Situation Publishing Ltd, 315 Montgomery Street, 9th & 10th Floors, San Francisco, CA 94104, USA The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2023 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. Find our Privacy Policy here: