Hi {NAME}, Daily Headlines - 27 March 2023 ***************************************************************** GitHub publishes RSA SSH host keys by mistake, issues update Getting connection failures? Don't panic. Get new keys ***************************************************************** Off-Prem * Accenture puts 19,000 staffers' heads on the chopping block 2.5% of workforce to go as sales and margin growth forecasts dip * Microsoft breaks geolocation, locking users out of Azure and M365 Customers banished to an IP address in Uzbekistan that Redmondâs cloud did not recognize On-Prem * Chinese web giant Baidu backs RISC-V for the datacenter Gee, why could that be? Nah, not that. AI contender might just want better SmartNICs * How Arm aims to squeeze device makers for cash rather than pocket pennies for cores I am altering the deal, pray I donât alter it any further * RIP Gordon Moore: Intel co-founder dies, aged 94 'Impossible to imagine the world we live in today ... without his contributions' * Utah outlaws kids' social media addiction, sets digital curfew Age verification, a private right to sue Big Tech ... thinking of the children or political points? * Cisco, Huawei, Ericsson on the hook for Philippine telco's $880M overspend Next time you blow a project budget, console yourself that you werenât this bad Security * CISA unleashes Untitled Goose Tool to honk at danger in Microsoft's cloud Not a headline we expected to write today * GitHub publishes RSA SSH host keys by mistake, issues update Getting connection failures? Don't panic. Get new keys * French parliament says oui to AI surveillance for 2024 Paris Olympics Liberté, égalité, reconnaissance faciale for all Software * China's best selling smartwatch offers surveillance-as-a-service ⦠for kids ALSO: Indian space agency completes OneWeb constellation; Singapore warns on AI weapons; AUKUS tech pact advances * OpenAI rolls out ChatGPT plugins, granting iffy language model access to your apps Search aspired to the the command line to the world, but ML models may get there first * Microsoft scrambles to fix Windows 11 'aCropalypse' privacy-battering bug All your previously Snipping Tool cropped images aren't, basically * Barred from US tech, Huawei claims to have built its own 14nm chip design suite Beijing's Made in China drive fueled by Washington's export crackdowns * ChatGPT, how did you get here? It was a long journey through open source AI Without publicly accessible code, there would be no AI chatbot * Errors logged as 'nut loose on the keyboard' were â ahem â not a hardware problem Five developers named Bob were not good at their jobs * There's one sure winner in the AI explosion, say analysts: Dutch outfit ASML Itâs the only game in town for extreme ultraviolet lithography, and that makes it every chip shopâs new best friend Special Features * Oracle reportedly making job cuts at health IT arm Cerner OCI is much more efficient than the acquired Cerner DCs, Ellison told investors Offbeat * Boeing Starliner's 1st crewed trip to the ISS delayed again over battery overheating risk May fly in the summer, with some presumably pretty nervous pilots * Matthew Brown Companies confirms it's in funding talks with Virgin Orbit Back to work on Monday? Branson and co still fighting to get funding * Forget general AI, apparently zebrafish larvae can count Numerical abilities could be a hardwired, ancient feature of the developing vertebrate brain, study suggests * BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days Be nice if someone would keep a closer eye on them ... * Where in the world is Terraform Labs villain Do Kwon? Montenegro, actually Probably in a jail cell, waiting to be extradited stateside * Toshiba board supports â without recommending â $15 billion takeover bid It's probably going to happen, but final approval depends on 'circumstances' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This email was sent to {EMAIL} You can update your preferences here: or unsubscribe from this list: Situation Publishing Ltd, 315 Montgomery Street, 9th & 10th Floors, San Francisco, CA 94104, USA The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2023 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. Find our Privacy Policy here: