Hi {NAME}, Daily Headlines - 7 June 2021 ***************************************************************** Tiananmen Square Tank Man vanishes from Microsoft Bing, DuckDuckGo, other search engines â even in America Coincidentally, it's the 32nd anniversary of the 1989 massacre in Beijing ***************************************************************** Off-Prem * Holding back from the cloud â or canât get there quick enough? We want to hear why Tell us whether youâre ecstatic or exasperated, or somewhere in between Offbeat * G7 nations aim for global 15 percent tax on big tech and bin digital services taxes Facebookâs Libra project kicked to the kerb until international rules on stabelcoins are set * Flying dildo poses a slap in the face for serious political debate 'Is that a dong on a drone?' * Report commissioned by Google says Google isn't to blame for the death of print news Blame Rightmove instead * Facebook faces competition enquiry on two fronts as EU and UK officials scrutinise its ad data Did the anti-social network use advertiser info to compete with rivals? * Tech scammer who fooled Cisco, Microsoft and Lenovo out of millions jailed for more than seven years Networking giant alone taken for $3.5m * How many remote controls do you really need? Answer: about a bowl-ful I donât care if the footballâs on, weâll have to watch whatever the TV wants us to * BOFH: I'm so pleased to be on the call, Boss. No, of course this isn't a recording I was thinking to myself, 'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell' * Today I shall explain how dual monitors work using the medium of interpretive dance You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! * Snakes on a Plane meets The Simpsons as airline creates âwhackerâ to scare reptiles away from parked A380s Itâs actually just a stick, but maintenance staff love âem * Beijing gives Ant Group the blessing to operate a consumer finance company After some heated exchanges, tensions seem to have cooled (for now) between Chinese government and Jack Maâs empire On-Prem * Now that Trump is useless to Zuckerberg, ex-president is exiled from Facebook for two years, possibly indefinitely Donald, you're fired. Again * Tiananmen Square Tank Man vanishes from Microsoft Bing, DuckDuckGo, other search engines â even in America Coincidentally, it's the 32nd anniversary of the 1989 massacre in Beijing * Latest on iCloud storage 'outsourcing' lawsuit against Apple: Damages class certified Plaintiffs say they would've gone elsewhere had they known iGiant was just using Amazon, Microsoft or Google * Twitterâs new subscription service costs the same as a cup of coffee a month â though much less stimulating Twitter Blue only works properly on iOS and just one feature is useful * Seagate finds sets of two heads are cheaper than one in its new and very fast MACH.2 dual-actuator hard disks Looks forward to nicely lowered costs as production ramps up, but they're still hyperscaler-only for now Security * Biden expands Chinese tech and military blocklist to 59 companies US president calls Chinaâs military-industrial complex 'a threat' and condemns surveillance technology for human rights abuse * Good news for pentesters and network admins: US issues ransomware guidance asking biz to skill up security teams New approach against malware pushers mirrors how American authorities handle terrorism cases * Android banking malware sharply increased in the first chunk of 2021, reckons ESET Claims Russia's FSB was poking around an Eastern European ministry * The policy of truth: As ransomware claims rise, what's a cyber insurer to do? Never again is what you swore... the time before * Brit retailer Furniture Village confirms 'cyber-attack' as systems outage rolls into Day 7 Sofa, not-so-good: Angry customers still can't access systems, phones, and deliveries delayed * How to use Google's new dependency mapping tool to find security flaws buried in your projects Millions of Rust, JavaScript, Go, Maven repositories scanned and visualized Software * Apple: We didn't take commission on 90% of App Store sales and billings Let's be clear what it's talking about though. It is patting itself on back for not taking a cut of Uber's cut * BMA and Royal College of GPs refuse to endorse NHS Digital's data grab from surgeries in England BMA separately calls for a delay to the programme * openSUSE leaps to 15.3 â now built with 'same binary packages' as SUSE Enterprise Latest version ups stablity but also makes it easier to migrate to commercial wares * SAP's RISE 'yet to prove its worth in practice...' Key German user group offers giant a progress 'reality check' Analysts say S/4HANA upgrades remain sluggish, and users want to see things RISE shine before committing * LG opens open-source licence compliance tool source Shine chaebol's FOSSlight on your projects, careful what you find ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This email was sent to {EMAIL} You can update your preferences here: or unsubscribe from this list: Situation Publishing Ltd, 315 Montgomery Street, 9th & 10th Floors, San Francisco, CA 94104, USA The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2021 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. Find our Privacy Policy here: