Hi {NAME}, Daily Headlines - 4 June 2020 ***************************************************************** Talk about a control plane... US Air Force says upcoming B-21 stealth bomber will use Kubernetes Google staff who protested drone AI effort could be quite interested in this ***************************************************************** Business * Spending watchdog doubts UK is capable of managing Brexit and coronavirus info campaigns at the same time Yeah, you and the entire country Data Centre * Google signs agreement to offer discounts on cloud services through UK govt's Digital Marketplace Microsoft already at the trough, IBM and AWS said to be en route * '5G for Five Eyes!' US senator tells Parliamentarians the world would be better without Huawei Same chap who wants to ban F-35 fighter jets from Britain * Watch live online this week: Learn how to better manage your Office 365 licences Find out more on optimizing your business â and stop bleeding cash DevOps * Talk about a control plane... US Air Force says upcoming B-21 stealth bomber will use Kubernetes Google staff who protested drone AI effort could be quite interested in this Emergent Tech * It's nice y'all like our chips but half our data-center sales are from cloud giants, FYI, says Nvidia's chief beancounter Hyperscalers snap up GPUs for AI inference * Hoverbikes, Hyperloops and sub-orbital hijinks: Yes, the '3rd, 4th and 5th Dimensions of Travel' are coming soon And you thought getting from the sofa to the laptop was a challenge * BBC voice assistant promises to summon streams even if you're just a little bit Brahms and Liszt Would you Adam and Eve it? Your words will end up teaching Microsoft AI to speak proper English Personal Tech * California emits fine-print of its GDPR-ish digital privacy law, complete with Google and Facebook-sized holes Sure, companies will probably just ignore its most important component, but what you gonna do? * Not just its VCS console that's MIA, Atari is a no-show in court, too: Reborn biz ignores hardware architect's lawsuit over unpaid wages 12,000 people waiting for hardware, 500 might get it this month. Might * Smartphones, PCs, and now wearables... Coronavirus wrecks another corner of tech 17% growth pre-pandemic now a measly 5% * Xiaomi has such Huawei with words: Our two new phones have 'easy access' to Google apps... unlike that other guy Who's in China and not involved in the deployment of 5G, eh? We are! * How many? 28 million fewer PCs and tablets to find a home in 2020 Factory closures, surge in remote working and weakened economy all fed into forecasting formula * Staff in a huff, personal call with Trump, picking fights with Twitter, upsetting civil-rights groups â a week in the life of Facebook's Zuckerberg Social network's engineers are so cheesed off they're going to just keep on showing up for work * Lenovo certifies all desktop and mobile workstations for Linux â and will even upstream driver updates Could this make 2020 the mythical year of the penguin on the desktop? Security * Anatomy of a business email scam: FBI dossier details how fraudster pocketed $500k+ by redirecting payments Electrolux, construction biz fooled into handing over money funneled out of the US to South Africa * $5bn+ sueball bounces into Google's court over claims it continues to track netizens in 'private browsing mode' You've not heard this one before but it does sound familiar * Defending critical national infrastructure... hmm. Does Zoom count as critical now? All the old lines are getting pretty darn blurred, say security experts at Euro online confab * Tor soups up onion sites with bountiful browser bump: No more tears trying to find the secure sites you want Latest Tor Browser iteration makes the dark web a bit more memorable Software * Devuan Beowulf 3.0 release continues to resist the Debian fork's Grendel â systemd Minimalist distro aims to be the go-to for systemd-free Linux installations * Indian app that deleted Chinese apps from Androids deleted from Play Store Consumer boycott clicktivism at a time of border tensions? There was, briefly, a million-download app for that Science * Amateur astroboffins spot young brown dwarf playing with planet-forming hula hoop just 102 parsecs from Earth Closest example yet of substellar object * We spent billions building atom smashers â and now boffins think nature's doing the same thing for free? The universe is weird, we want a refund * The little CubeSat that could: Launched from space station, ASTERIA is smallest satellite to detect an exoplanet Let's head that way. Doesn't matter if there's no intelligent life on it â there's none here, either Bootnotes * The UK's favourite lockdown cheese is Big and Red but doesn't require a stinking great audit after consumption Curd is the word as bored Brits search options for cheese and wine nights in * The Edinburgh Fringe festival isn't happening this year, but that won't stop a digital sign doing its own comedy routine Cowgate calamity befalls Windows-powered signage ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This email was sent to {EMAIL} You can update your preferences here: or unsubscribe from this list: Situation Publishing Ltd, 14 Gray's Inn Road, London, WC1X 8HN, UK The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2020 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. Find our Privacy Policy here: